to think it is totally reasonable for cat owners not to pick up poo

[PMDD]

I mean how can they?

I have 2 cats and now 1 puppy. I watch my puppy when she is out and know where she is, I can see if she is pooing. If she disappears under a bush I check (with my sense of smell) and pick up if necessary. I carry poo bags everywhere.

However, my cats come and go as they please. When they were kittens I had a litter tray that they used, but as they started to go outside with a cat flap, they stopped using the litter tray.

My (ex) neighbour asked me to come and pick up after my cats, but as there are lots and lots of cats in the area, there was no knowing that it was my cats.

I am not a bad pet owner. But I think it is unreasonable to expect cat owners to have the same poo pick up responsibility as dog owners.

They fire a jetstream of molten shit into their eyes, LST. To blind them. Then bite their ankles. Vicious bastards.

Errrmmm, I think safaris are for viewing animals, not shooting them vtech. You're getting tourists, poachers and "normal" people confused again. Easy mistake to make.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamekeeper for those who have never left suburbia.

My cat hunting safari includes a free lunch, made on clean shit free worktops too!

Waves to Autumn

The shit free worktops have put me off. I would miss my normal cat owner covered in shit worktops.

And of course autumn! Poor babe never saw it coming!

www.luxuryhunts.com oh look! A hunting safari. It seems as well ad never leaving suburbia you lot aren't very worldly wise.

No we just don't like shooting animals for fun.

Not even for a shit-free lunch?? Might be your only chance.....I'll even throw in a cup of fur-free tea????

Hands up - I got it wrong. I bow to your superior hunting knowledge vtech. Although I agree, lunch sounds rubbish without a shitty anus. Will the blinded children be there too?

Now, what were those livestock being wiped out by the nasty cats?

You have avoided that question rather well jazz...??

It was a moth farm and it was my cat what did it Sorry Jazz. If it's any consolation he didn't decimate them, I attacked them all with Flash with bleach when he released them live in my living room.

They died smelling lovely and fresh. I didn't laugh though, not at the moths and definitely not at blind children [contrite]

Have you never seen a pack of domestic cats hanging off an Aberdeen angus?

The cats work in a similar manner to orcas, they head towards the cow in waves, clawing at the ground under it, attempting to undermine the firm footing, eventually the ground gives way causing it to tumble, at this point the cats move in and as a team bat it across the land until it gives up.

Oh dear god, did you not read the game keeper link? Did the picture of a pheasant not give you a clue? Pheasant chicks are often attacked by cats. Are you honestly that.....words fail me, who doesn't know what a fucking gamekeeper does!!??

It's true, cats hunt live stock

Poor Buffalo didn't stand a chance

Cats do smother babies. Al the time. I am surprised you haven't heard about it, usually their mothers are the people who made a face and the wind changed, making them stuck like that. Obviously the reason this happened is because they put new shoes on the table and spilt the salt.

Bloody hell, there are seriously people who still spout this ignorant tripe???
This thread is hilarious, sad and sinister.
I hope all of the knobs get eaten by cats who then poo them out on their own lawns.

Gamekeeper, there's more to game than pheasants. Gamekeepers manage land and stocks with all sorts including deer and fish, as your link shows. Apologies for not being a mind reader and knowing you were referring to pheasants.

A pet cat killed a great, great, great Uncle of mine (true story)

I think that cat must've been their leader. We best be careful or his off spring will come for us next

There is absolutely no connection between cats pooing on suburban lawns in the UK and a hunting safari in Africa.

But Pheasants want to die. That's why they run out in front of your car. Cats know this so are assisting them.

Ahh but sparkling did you not realise that elephants are actually domestic cats in disguise!

Binky, cats often run out in front of my car. I guess I'll stop breaking, as they must want to die. Actually, their wish to die will make hunting them much easier, they will paint targets on their bums and shout 'coooeeee' when they see one of my clients.

You have misunderstood the cat. As a hunter the cat needs to understand his prey, in order to outsmart it. A cat running out into the path of a car is not wishing to kill himself, he is attempting to understand why the pheasant would choose to do it.

weeping at these latest posts

think there was a cat on the grassy knoll!!

also in one French tunnel!

I tell you cats are taking over the world, oh and farms and wiping out live stock up and down this country!

Thebody its not fucking funny you know!

livestock is being harmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!