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AIBU?

To go and crawl into a pit of shame and never show my face again?

202 replies

Objection · 08/11/2013 22:01

From the OP who bought you "Girl and Skirt vs Wind and Tesco Window..."

I've just sent a picture of my boobs to my FIL.

I'm not really a flasher-type person (aside from in Tescos, clearly) however my OH likes getting the odd boob snap. I've only ever done it once before.
I'm working away this weekend and OH is pining so I send a quick snap, nothing fancy - just my knockers.

But I haven't sent it to him, have I? Oh no, because that wouldn't be horrifically embarrassing. I instead send it to FIL, similar first name, same surname, text message above OHs.

I can't think of a solution but to go and hide away forever. AIBU just to never see PIL again?

Any ideas how I can salvage this?

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TopHatAndTails · 09/11/2013 03:01

I would just send another text saying so sorry fil that message was meant for my breast doctor and he has a similar name to you!

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HoneyDragon · 09/11/2013 05:00

Natty? Did someone sabotage your spaceship?

Perhaps you need to go and unwind? with some Boveril personal attacks are against talk guidelines.

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BuzzardBirdsBigBangers · 09/11/2013 05:22

Oh god Op, will he see the funny side?

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Cerisier · 09/11/2013 05:41

Can't get over how MIL would share the picture round, I hope FIL doesn't show her.

Sounds like FIL saw the funny side from the response. He sounds like a good egg. MIL obviously got you a nice necklace so she can't be all bad Grin.

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WholeNutt · 09/11/2013 06:18

I've woken my dh laughing at this!! I'd be making dh text his dad to explain!

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AlpacaPicnic · 09/11/2013 07:22

Sorry, I'm a little late to the party but can I just say - Objection... You are amazing! I cannot wait to see what you pull off next

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Objection · 09/11/2013 07:44

Natty - a little harsh.

And boobs are on the, larger side shall we say.

Am moving house at end of month to the house two doors down from PIL. The shame. The shame!

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BigBirthdayGloom · 09/11/2013 07:54

Honestly? I would be glad to have boobs worth sending a picture of! You would need a panoramic shot in portrait orientation to get mine in.

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Fakebook · 09/11/2013 08:06

Grin Grin Grin

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somersethouse · 09/11/2013 08:12

Strange of you (IMHO) to respond the way you did and correct your FIL's gramar. That is more innapropriate, given the circs, than the mistaken photo.

Sorry if I misunderstood, I haven't got time to read the whole thread.

You sound very proud of yourself though and not worried in the least!
I am sure FIL has seen breasts before. I really wouldn't worry, you are thinking more about your breasts than he is, I am sure!

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DorothyBastard · 09/11/2013 08:14

Hahahahaha! Actually crying. Highlights included:

Crimewatch reconstruction!

*You're!

"Any special plans for the weekend love?"!

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Chopsypie · 09/11/2013 08:17

Shame you dont have kids. When I was trying to BF ds1 mil was helping me lots but she doesn't drive so fil was here to. He's seen my boobs plenty, but by that point id have got them out in the high street if id thought it would help.

I've also sent a rude pic to the wrong person, but luckily it went to my sister, who just laughed and deleted it.

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Objection · 09/11/2013 08:34

Proud?! I'm mortified!

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IslaValargeone · 09/11/2013 08:43

Oh My goodness, I have cried with laughter reading this.
:o at you correcting his grammar and talc's crimewatch reconstruction.

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dawntigga · 09/11/2013 08:53

Crying laughing.

CheeredMeUpNoEndTiggaxx

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SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 09/11/2013 08:54

Oh god, this is my worst nightmare!

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killpeppa · 09/11/2013 09:05

Somerset- lighten up...

what's with a the glass half empty posters atm, couldn't find their sense if humour if it beat them over the head.

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teaselweasel · 09/11/2013 09:20

I also woke dh up reading this in bed at 5 this morning. I have tears running down my face and I'm off to check out Tesco flash thread! OP I feel your pain. I once handed my new Razr to my BIL to show him my new phone, forgetting that there was a frisky fanjo shot in the photos. I have no idea to this day whether he looked at the pictures on the phone.

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ab00 · 09/11/2013 09:28

I've had a crap couple of days with a poorly baby & this thread has very nearly made me quite literally pmsl, so thank you for sharing op & other posters - you've saved my sanity!

If it helps (probably won't) we had taken a picture of Dh's downstairs area for genuine medical reasons to show GP & had forgotten to delete. When showing dsil some pictures of our holiday guess which she came across?!

I also know someone who managed to email his girlfriend about what a 'slave driving bitch' his boss was & sent it to his boss!

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Noideaatall · 09/11/2013 11:15

This has made my day, I 'm crying with laughter.
And probably your FIL's too.

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WillYouDoTheFandango · 09/11/2013 11:31

I read this at stupid o'clock while feeding DS. Every now and again I think "Get a load of these bastards" and snort like a pig with laughter Grin

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Nanny0gg · 09/11/2013 11:35

One question (may have missed the answer already), what did your DH say?

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fifi669 · 09/11/2013 11:41

At least it wasn't your fanjo....

At least it wasn't YOUR dad...

This thread is hilarious :)

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DrHolmes · 09/11/2013 11:46

I think I can top all of you.

When I bought a laptop I gave my old pc to my granny. I had deleted everything off it, videos, music, pics... Or so I thought.

Now, my bf at the time worked offshore and loved it when i sent him dirty pics. I had taken pics. Oh so many pics of me in VERY provocative poses (think lying on the floor full naked body shots, vibrator over fanny, holding breasts etc etc)...

You may think you know where this story is going - That my granny switched on my pc and found all these pics the first time she used it. Oh no...that would be bad enough. But it just so happened that my parents were visiting her and thought they'd show her how to use it.

Oh god oh god.

I wasn't there when it happened and they didn't ring me up and say "errr you seemed to have left some filthy pics of yourself on granny's pc" it was a few months later and I can't remember how it came up but was more dad saying "well, people should always make sure they delete pictures they'd never want anyone to see before passing it on, shouldn't they DrHolmes?" witha raised eyebrow. A very raised eyebrow! It started to dawn on me that i had not infact deleted the pics and I look to mum..who also raises eyebrows and looks away embarrassed and disappointed.

Ground...swallow me up right now!


However, they have scarred me too when I read an e-mail from my mum to my dad talking about something or other and ending it with "almost as good as a BJ eh? PS: no you're not getting one!"

Arggghhh my eyes!!!!!

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DrHolmes · 09/11/2013 11:47

Haha fifi - your post is great timing for my post!!!

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