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AIBU?

To go and crawl into a pit of shame and never show my face again?

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Objection · 08/11/2013 22:01

From the OP who bought you "Girl and Skirt vs Wind and Tesco Window..."

I've just sent a picture of my boobs to my FIL.

I'm not really a flasher-type person (aside from in Tescos, clearly) however my OH likes getting the odd boob snap. I've only ever done it once before.
I'm working away this weekend and OH is pining so I send a quick snap, nothing fancy - just my knockers.

But I haven't sent it to him, have I? Oh no, because that wouldn't be horrifically embarrassing. I instead send it to FIL, similar first name, same surname, text message above OHs.

I can't think of a solution but to go and hide away forever. AIBU just to never see PIL again?

Any ideas how I can salvage this?

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FlirtingFail · 08/11/2013 22:32

LOL

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Objection · 08/11/2013 22:32

And I freaked out and just replied

"*you're"

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ChubbyKitty · 08/11/2013 22:32

Grin Sorry. But...Grin

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sootikinsandsweep · 08/11/2013 22:32

are you shitting us?

pmsl

at least he has a sense of humour

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haggisandneeps · 08/11/2013 22:32

Hahahahahahaha!!!

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ILoveOnionRings · 08/11/2013 22:32

hahahaha - how very tactful

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Pogosticks · 08/11/2013 22:32

OP please tell us the necklace isn't pearls!

DH once got the wrong set of holiday pix to show his mum (they were sorted into 'clothed' and 'naked'') and showed mil a fetching shot of me naked in the shower.

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killpeppa · 08/11/2013 22:32

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

sorryGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

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BillyBanter · 08/11/2013 22:33

Send one back innocently saying

'Eh, I lent my drunken floozy friend, Trisha that necklace the other day. I have been wearing it though. It's lovely'.

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BillyBanter · 08/11/2013 22:33

Trisha 'whap them out' Bailey. You must remember her.

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pigsDOfly · 08/11/2013 22:34

So, what did he say? Probably thinks all his Christmases have come at once. You'll see a new spring in his step now OP.

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Bigfingers · 08/11/2013 22:34

crying with laughter at slightly jaded

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Donkeyok · 08/11/2013 22:34

Oh thanx god!

It went with your birthday suit.

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Objection · 08/11/2013 22:34

Well so far I've texted him my breasts and then corrected his grammar. I can't dog myself in much deeper... Can I?

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IamGluezilla · 08/11/2013 22:35

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Objection · 08/11/2013 22:36

*dig

I think I need to use the sleep now

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Donkeyok · 08/11/2013 22:36
Grin
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BillyBanter · 08/11/2013 22:36

You can't expect the man to remember grammar in his state.

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killpeppa · 08/11/2013 22:37

what was wrong with his grammar?Grin

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BillyBanter · 08/11/2013 22:37

Your DH is going to be getting a cringeingly embarrassing conversation about how lucky he is very soon.

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SunshineSuperNova · 08/11/2013 22:38

What did he say?

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Bigfingers · 08/11/2013 22:38

is it too late to suggest text-bombing him lots of pics of boobs. by the end he won't remember what yours looked like !! Grin

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Rowlers · 08/11/2013 22:39

And I thought the Tesco knickers flash thread was a good'un ...

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Objection · 08/11/2013 22:40

Bigfingers - excellent idea!!! Right, come on you lot - send me some snaps of your boobs and we can sort this out Mumsnet style.

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BillyBanter · 08/11/2013 22:40

Have they bought you any other jewellery or clothes you could model them half nude for them too.

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