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AIBU?

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to think that cocaine is..

236 replies

SouthernComforts · 04/08/2013 02:05

The most boring drug in the world.

For the people not taking it?

Just been to a 'party' at a house. Big divide between the drug takers and the non drug takers. Drug takers up and down the stairs for a line. No conversation. The rest of us flailing in the non atmosphere.

Grrr. I work in a bar so I put up with this shit at work. Now it's every time I go out for a drink or to a house.

AIBU to think bore off you boring bastards?

OP posts:
burberryqueen · 04/08/2013 11:14

how i miss those days.......

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:16

what i used to think about coke back in the early 90's (though since then i've had periods where i've indulged) was that it was like your straight blokes drug. as in the people who were actually scared of proper drugs that were mind altering or expanding or anything so they just shoved coke up their noses. i didn't get it. seemed such an 'empty' drug.

i can see why it works for older people though as it's so... discrete as in time so you do a few lines of coke, enhance your night and manage to stay awake a bit longer and feel a bit bouncier but not too much damage done and you can get up and go to work in the morning.

trouble is that so many end up taking it all the time and because it's so 'discrete' don't realise what a fucking drug problem they've got.

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:17

i think i know that stand alone smiley by the way Grin

we probably all know one.

BeCool · 04/08/2013 11:18

It's boring and dull. And regular use, even regular "social" use,turns people into utter arses
I've been around it lots. I fucking hate it.

OP I understand what you mean re the party.

burberryqueen · 04/08/2013 11:18

spot on swallowedafly - it was a drug for the upper middle classes to feel 'out there' IME.
ps 'discrete' is the opposite of 'concrete'

greensmoothiegoddess · 04/08/2013 11:23

I have never tried any drug. Am I alone in this? I have never wanted to. Never has the opportunity arisen. Again - am I alone in this? Is it rife except all the places I hang out?
I am such a hypochondriac I would be worrying about any long term damage to my heart (ref cocaine).

burberryqueen · 04/08/2013 11:26

really greensmoothie? no aspirin, no coffee, no antibiotics?
i find that hard to believe!

WandaDoff · 04/08/2013 11:27
Smile

I realllly love you

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:29

no but i reallllllllly love you wanda, i mean like reallllllly, i'm not just saying it right? you know that don't you? seriously?

WandaDoff · 04/08/2013 11:30
PeriodFeatures · 04/08/2013 11:30

:)

I really really love you too...-strokes Wanda-

MarshaBrady · 04/08/2013 11:30

I think there's quite a few on mn that haven't green.

We got up to all sorts of stuff when young (not the hardest stuff) but I couldn't be around that sort of thing now, it was ok at 22. And what Swallow says is also probably why I can handle a few on coke at a party over anything else.

MarshaBrady · 04/08/2013 11:31

Swallowedafly that is.

WandaDoff · 04/08/2013 11:33

I love everyone.

You have pretty hair, can I touch it?

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:37

ooh there's smoke coming off of my trainers, do you think we're sitting too close to the fire? is it smoke? can you see it?

bootsycollins · 04/08/2013 11:40

I can see your aura, it's violet

LazyMonkeyButler · 04/08/2013 11:42

I can absolutely say, with complete confidence, that I have never been to a house party where people are taking cocaine.

Alcohol is the drug of choice round here!

HeySoulSister · 04/08/2013 11:43

This is the kind of thing us police officers had to deal with.... Except it wasn't funny, it changes your mood, definitely. Not so much mood enhancing either

So your hallucinating and 'seeing things' and its oh so funny isn't it?

bootsycollins · 04/08/2013 11:45

I do think cokes shite tho, it's alright for a bit of a livener but I much prefer a load of md carnage.

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:46

ahh i assure you you didn't deal with people like me as a police officer heysoulsister. that definitely wasn't my crowd.

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:47

we were too busy climbing trees at sunrise and loving everyone to be bothering the police.

bootsycollins · 04/08/2013 11:47

Er we're taking the piss, we're not actually off our faces sat here on MN commenting on our psychedelic experiences you know.

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:49

bit early for that! Grin

swallowedAfly · 04/08/2013 11:49

and no, i wasn't hallucinating my trainers were actually melting.

tethersend · 04/08/2013 11:50

On coke, you know you're being a wanker but you just DON'T CARE because you've got this BRILLIANT idea for a channel 4 documentary and you are CERTAIN that this will be of interest to everyone and LOOK AT THOSE SHOES WITH THAT DRESS and do you remember that girl from school and the thing about woodchip wallpaper is that it's really hard to get off although there are those steamer things aren't they and APPARENTLY steam gets off mould and did you SEE the state of the house and actually, that's ANOTHER brilliant idea for a documentary, although probably channel 5 this time in all honesty oh ar you talking now? Ok, I'll wait. I can do that. I'm great at waiting. And conversation. And taking turns. And waiting. And waiting. JESUS IS IT MY TURN YET?! Well, the point I'm about to make is just too fucking PERCEPTIVE to be hemmed in by turn taking, so I'm going to make it anyway and I can TELL you're interested by the way you're nodding vigorously unless that means you hate me OH GOD you hate me they all hate me everyone always has and do you have any more because if you don't there's actually no point talking to you and oh look, Jim's off to the toilet I'll just pop along with him and remember not to tell anyone all those personal secrets I told you, yeah? GREAT. SEE YOU LATER. LOVE YOUR FACE.

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