To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

[nomorecrumbs]

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

[Funghoul]

Read this to my dp. He said "what the fuck are poo crumbs? I've got a hairy arse and I've never had poo crumbs tell him to wipe his fucking arse properly!"

[nomorecrumbs]

Mm, my best friend left a man because he left skids in his underwear. This is something different entirely.

I left a man partly because he wouldn't stop leaving pubes in the bed and I was really, really unattracted to him.

I'm not unattracted to DP now, I'm just...meh. If he made an effort about everything, not just the crumbs, I might be up for some.

[BoredNinja]

This is what you need....

m.flickr.com/#/photos/markscott/228347839/

[Sparklingbrook]

The fanny dandruff was always at the front of the loo seat and a bit on the floor.

[Fakebook]

Poo crumbs in bed must melt back into slushy poo when warmed and mixed with sweat. You need to sort this shit out OP. it's going to make you ill.

[filee777]

It is disturbing that this man feels you should have to deal with this.

[neverbefore]

oh ffs just reread your post and he does sleep naked , id make him sleep elsewhere dirty dirty cunt

[2rebecca]

Sounds like he's sitting way too far back on the seat or is umpteen stones overweight. never come across this before. He needs to learn to clean up after himself. No bloke would leave "poo crumbs" on a toilet shared with me more than once. You are mad for not putting him straight the first time he did it.

[nauticant]

Can I just say how much I enjoyed reading the phrase:

he considers it beneath him

in this thread.

I wonder how many posters are going to be closely examining their bed sheets (fnarr) tonight.

[nomorecrumbs]

Maybe it was talc rather than fanny dandruff?

When I was a child at private school (tons of drug talk there) I always thought it was cocaine, before I knew that talc was a relatively common bathroom product.

[Coffeenowplease]

Thats not normal. Have you asked why he isnt capable as an adult, of wiping his own arse ? Honestly I couldnt put up with that from anyone who isnt a child/has a disability or a puppy.

On a side note I once met a bloke who admitted he was too lazy to keep wiping his bum until the paper was clean. Wtf is wrong with people ?

[enjoyingscience]

Dear god. You are a far more tolerant woman than I am. I lived with hairy arse rugby players at uni, and dp has quite an impressive amount of body hair, but I have never seen a real life winnet.

And if DP ever left as skiddies in the bed after sex... Vom.

[Gooseysgirl]

OMG I have not laughed so much since the yoni massage thread

[nomorecrumbs]

I think he's sitting too far back on the seat. He's got a big arse but not THAT big. He probably sits far back so he can pee at the same time, I can imagine that as he's useless at multi-tasking and very lazy.

[MooseBeTimeForSpring]

Never mind the fanny dandruff, how did you find out that the crumbs in the bed were of the poo variety???

[KatOD]

Just showed this to my husband who (a) thought it was hilarious and (b) thinks your DH is really disgusting!

[thehairybabysmum]

I'm also laughing queasily here!

I can't believe he doesn't see it as a problem!!

[Sparklingbrook]

I have seen talc. It wasn't talc.

[eurochick]

You sleep in his shit? And you'd leave someone over the shedding of pubes (harmless hair) but stick with someone who makes you sleep and sit on his shit? This cannot be true. It has to be a poo troll.

Buy a bidet. And LTfilthyB.

[GoodbyeRubyTuesday]

This is disgusting, I can't see how he hasn't noticed before. But now you've mentioned it, hopefully he will sort it out. He must be so embarrassed, if he's really only just noticed.

[nomorecrumbs]

I didn't "find out", it was more of a slow dawning realisation. I'd always noticed all the hair he left behind on the sheets, but wondered what the brownish/black dots were. Then someone mentioned poo crumbs on MN a few weeks ago and it's the only thing I can think they could be. They are the same type as the toilet crumbs.

[littlemisswise]

Wasn't there a thread years ago where a poster's FIL left poo crumbs in the bed when he came to stay?

[nomorecrumbs]

He is embarrassed, Ruby...he was pretty upset but not upset enough to agree to use the wet wipes!

Though I kept on at him last night and he got arsey no pun intended and capitulated really very reluctantly.

I know he won't use them though, as he agreed to use the wet wipes in the same tone as he agreed to put the bathroom mat to air every morning, and he never remembers to do that.