To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

[nomorecrumbs]

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

[nomorecrumbs]

Hi everyone, I'm bored and thought I would update!

I'm no longer with the former crumbs offender, for reasons un-poo-related. I'm with a new partner who I'm finding out is actually his polar opposite in many ways - he actually does shower after a shit. It's most refreshing!

Thanks everyone for your support.

[frogmellah]

So happy for you op

[dancinfeet]

That's good! I remember the thread. Glad you have found someone who is more respectful, because lets's face it, poo crumbs are grim!

[oliveinacampervan]

Urgh fuckin' hell!

This thread has put me right off my cappuccino!

[lottieandmia22]

Ewww I thought this was about a new poo crumb man - I remember this thread!

Glad you don't have to put up with this any more!

[Mybestusername]

Hooray! I love a happy ending update

[UterusUterusGhali]

I was thinking of this thread just today! (Small boy skid-mark issue triggered the memory )

Pleased for you op!

[londonrach]

Do love a good update. Thanks op

[Jubejube1]

OMG seriously you live with that!! And share a bath & bed with it!
My god just get divorced. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[TDHManchester]

OMG..only read pages one and 22 and im so relieved to find that the OP has managed to eject the Klingon.

I'm a man and that is beyond gross anyway.

I am a big believer in bidets . The Italians love them but we don't see many of them here in blighty where we are a bit sniffy about poo.

I am also a big believer in men sitting down to pee rather than spraying everywhere.

[milliemolliemou]

TDH sniffy about poo? long live the bidet