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To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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nomorecrumbs · 31/07/2013 20:14

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

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littlemisswise · 31/07/2013 20:48

Bollox link fail, that was meant to show a mug with the definition of winnet on it but it won't let me post it!

neverbefore · 31/07/2013 20:48

never seen a poo crumb on the seat in my life and ive got 2 children , hope he doesnt sleep naked dirty bastard

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KatOD · 31/07/2013 20:49

That is grim! YANBU he's being grim. I have a brother, Dad and husband who would not think this is normal/acceptable!

Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.

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nomorecrumbs · 31/07/2013 20:50

Chug nuts must be fairly common, or they wouldn't have made it into the Urban Dictionary, right?

I can't be the only woman living with this, right?

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KirjavaTheCat · 31/07/2013 20:51

If poo crumbs are normal, OP, then it must be normal to clean them up too (though I'd be willing to bet my right hand it's not bloody normal - most people can clean themselves after a shit).

Leaving dried chunks of faeces on the toilet seat is unforgivable.

Urgh!

Original poster
nomorecrumbs · 31/07/2013 20:51

Maybe he was never taught how to go toilet properly. I know from staying over at MIL's that his brother does it as well.

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littlemisswise · 31/07/2013 20:51

Winnet.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit · 31/07/2013 20:51

This thread is going to give me nightmares.
Poo crumbs? !

AmazingBouncingFerret · 31/07/2013 20:51

Oh lordy that's just wrong. On so many levels wrong.

Original poster
nomorecrumbs · 31/07/2013 20:52

Actually his brother is worse, I walked barefoot on the bathroom tiles for at least 3 feet until I realised what I was walking on.

Poo crumbs and pubes.

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BaronessTeapot · 31/07/2013 20:52

I am the only woman in a house full of males and I have never seen a poo crumb.

I suspect I would leave if I did.

pictish · 31/07/2013 20:52

Agghh your felly has dangleberries!
Omg! Stop him!!

MrsApplepants · 31/07/2013 20:53

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. LTB

SuckAtRelationships · 31/07/2013 20:53

nomore - it's in the Urban dictionary cos it can happen, but most normal people are capable of actually preventing it and sorting it if they get one or two. To have this a permanent thing that is not sorted is not normal.

littlemisswise · 31/07/2013 20:53

No, Baroness I live in a household of males. I have never seen a poo crumb either. If DH left them in the bed I'd go fucking spare tbh!

Tittypulumpcious · 31/07/2013 20:53

Troll...with poo crumbs Biscuit

Chopsypie · 31/07/2013 20:54

Wife to a very hairy man here. He uses wet wipes if needs be. We've never had a problem with poo crumbs. He needs to sort himself out

pictish · 31/07/2013 20:54

No poo crumbs here. I have never heard the like.

Ellellie · 31/07/2013 20:55

My OH could shit for England but I have never seen a poo crumb!

must not check bathroom floor too closely

MamaLazarou · 31/07/2013 20:55

Honestly, OP, winnets may be fairly common in some circles, but LEAVING THEM THERE when you know they are going to fall off in the BED YOU SHARE WITH YOUR WIFE is absolute madness.

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MrsRochestersCat · 31/07/2013 20:56

No no no no no!!! This is bad!! I have brothers - at no age would this have been acceptable! Not even sleeping in a bed with nappy spillage is ok - and this is before toilet training!!