To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

Shake a can of coke and offer it to him...

Video the results and send to us...

I married my cute boss

Is that some sort of extreme sexual harassment on my part?

lol honeydragon

Honey What if you'd been a MAN and he'd been a WOMAN? People like you are part of the problem, but you just don't see it.

Hello, don't mind me, I'm just casually marking my place. As you were everyone...

ooh

i want a hot boss :(

in the absence of one, can i live vicariously through you op?

lick him

If she had said she wanted to lick his dick I think there would have been more of an uproar. However I see no problem at all with her wanting to lick his chest.

And I would have no problem with a man saying they wanted to lick their female boss's toned stomach either.

I hope you two do manage to go for a swim together.

honeydragon yes, it is harassment!

and I hope he has punished you accordingly as it is clear that you've been a naughty naughty girl!

people like who are the what now?

surely its ok to play?

shes isn't going to strap him down against his will and lick him till he cries

she fancies him and is trying to make a connection

How is fancying someone harrassment?

Ffs, why does every thread on here have to turn into a fucking argument?

It's ok to think thoughts about someone you fancy. Otherwise almost all of us are sexual creepers.

How can anyone be outraged by this. obviously light hearted thread?

I know its hot but that's really no excuse.

Lick him OP!

I'm waiting for the update and placemarking

Just to be clear... my most recent post was a piss-take.

Has the OP come back yet, what have I missed?

Feminism doesn't want to ban people fancying each other, flirting, and getting together, you know.

OP.

If fancying someone is sexual harassment, then Jonny Depp should really have pressed charges against me by now.

Oh shut up you people making this flipping boring.You honestly can say you never judt thought someone was hot as hot sauce?Well YOURE A LIAR THEN.
Blah blah blah if this was about a woman...WELL IT ISNT ITS ABOUT A REALLY HOT GUY ON A HOT DAY AND WE ARE EXCEEDINGLY HAPPY TO READ ABOUT IT.
So there.
lick him.

It wasn't his chest here though, it was when he took his suit jacket off and rolled up his shirt sleeves to go and help fix something on the shop floor. He'd come in looking all masculine with oil smudges.....

Shamelessly posting just for SN update on what happened at the pool.

DH has buggered off to the gym, I need entertained.

My tea is nearly ready. Where is the OP? Has anyone licked anything yet?

Lick him! *happily part of the problem Jesusinthecabbagevan!

Not licking my boss tho. Tis my mum...ew...