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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Notafoodbabyanymore · 15/07/2013 15:48

Best of luck! Grin

GoshlyoHeavens · 15/07/2013 15:53

Well fine. I think grey suits should be banned.

Original poster
PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:53

Olidus Yes that's very true. I might go and do some stretches in the toilet before I leave so I don't pull something whilst trying to impress him! Not good for my 'serious sportswoman' look.

OP posts:
HeadFairy · 15/07/2013 15:54

oh yes, don't go all silly and girly.... channel your inner Sharron Davies :o

DramaAlpaca · 15/07/2013 15:56

Swimming? That's how my DH & I got together Wink.

Good luck this evening!

Original poster
PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:58

I'm off to try desperately get some work done.

Leaving work at about 6pm so should be home around 8pm and will update after that.

OP posts:
Ezza1 · 15/07/2013 16:06

Super jealous Envy Can't remember the last time I "fancied" someone or indeed thought anyone was hot as fuck.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow · 15/07/2013 16:12

hahahaha I swear this weather is making everyone feel horny!

Freudianslap · 15/07/2013 16:12

Maybe if you turn the heat up a bit he will take more clothes off?

PlainOldVanilla · 15/07/2013 16:16

I hope the pool is empty Wink

therewearethen · 15/07/2013 16:17
SauvignonBlanche · 15/07/2013 16:17

Enjoy your swim! Grin

TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 15/07/2013 16:20

Ooh...

xylem8 · 15/07/2013 16:20

..and if men were posting this thread about a woman...

MarmaladeTwatkins · 15/07/2013 16:21

If you're really serious about baging yer man, you need to take swimming pool fashion tips off

Grin
CheckpointCharlie · 15/07/2013 16:23

Challenge him to a race and beat him!

Sidge · 15/07/2013 16:36

Proper LOL at Marmalade Grin

I'm really hoping the OP gets to lick her boss at some point...

GoshlyoHeavens · 15/07/2013 16:38

What are you doing about it, Pudsey? A bit of surruptious frotting or some lear?

LaurieFairyCake · 15/07/2013 16:43

It's too hot to shag.

Have you tried flirting though if you're single?

HenriettaPye · 15/07/2013 16:45

Wait til ur at the swimming pool- then lick his chest Smile

Sparklingbrook · 15/07/2013 16:51

This had better not end up like Dan Snow Boss. Sad

magimedi · 15/07/2013 16:53

Shamelessly marking place!!

propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS · 15/07/2013 16:54

He sounds like a fitty. Good luck for later!

TSSDNCOP · 15/07/2013 16:56

Lets hope Hot Boss (HB) doesn't have to sit on the apex of a beach hut at the pool Grin

KatoPotato · 15/07/2013 16:57

Super excited for you...