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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
HairyGrotter · 15/07/2013 16:57

I love a man in a suit! My DP can barely escape in the morning unscathed when he's suited and booted for meetings (wears casual clothes when no meetings planned)...and it's never too hot to fuck!!

Anyhoo, resist but enjoy cooling down with the swim Wink

TSSDNCOP · 15/07/2013 16:58

Sparkling whatever happened to Dan Snow Boss (DSB) it cannot have been worse than sitting astride a beach hut and trying to clap to garner OPs affections.

Confused
WaitMonkey · 15/07/2013 17:17
FeegleFion · 15/07/2013 17:20

MarmaladeTwatty Shock I remember that song...Don't remember the video being soft porn though!

Yy OP - I second Twatty you must take your tips from that video.

I cannot wait for an update.

ZingWidge · 15/07/2013 17:23

excellent question OP Grin

StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes · 15/07/2013 17:29

marmalade is the waiter in that video MR BEAN?

BlackMini · 15/07/2013 17:34

I'm very jealous, wish my boss was sexy. Would pass the time a bit easier.

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 15/07/2013 17:35

I will be checking back for updates later! I've never had a Hot Boss to lust after.

GoshlyoHeavens · 15/07/2013 17:38

this isn'teven funny when there are women who are not allowed tos / peak

SupermansBigRedPants · 15/07/2013 17:40

Men in suits df looks stunning when he wears a suit just beautiful :)

he's a bit porkier now though, more roger the alien belly than roger Moore

outingmyselfprobably · 15/07/2013 17:40

Please please ask him out for a drink after swimming and report back.

BlackMini · 15/07/2013 17:42

Actually, it might help if my boss wasn't a woman. Must work on that one first before aiming for a sexy boss.

Twirlyhot · 15/07/2013 17:42

You sound creepy.

Fillybuster · 15/07/2013 17:46

Great thread title....go for it PD!

KatyMac · 15/07/2013 17:46

Sorry; I'm with xylem8 if I man posted on here about his woman boss everyone would be outraged at him

GoshlyoHeavens · 15/07/2013 17:48

very odd thing just happend to me; my posts were deleted. I was asking a question.

SigmundFraude · 15/07/2013 17:49

'..and if men were posting this thread about a woman...'

The feminist klaxon would sound and the thread would take on a very different tone. If the sun wasn't shining, and if I was a little less hot and bothered, I might go into more detail........but the sun IS shining.

Enjoy licking your bosses chest, or if that doesn't happen, enjoy having a hot boss. So glad I'm a woman, and no-one's going to have a go at me for saying 'enjoy having a hot boss' Grin

Sparklingbrook · 15/07/2013 17:52

It's too hot to be outraged today. The chances of a man posting this about his female boss on Mumsnet are next to zero.

MyPhoneIsMyWorld · 15/07/2013 17:52

Oooh, I love this thread - watching with interest.

One of the managers at my place was supersupersexy and I used to be on the verge of collapse every time he spoke to me.

headlesslambrini · 15/07/2013 17:54

Am i the only one thinking that she needs a.waterproof phone. Waiting for an update till 8pm is too much to ask.

Buzzardbird · 15/07/2013 17:56

Hmmm, salty chest.

Twirlyhot · 15/07/2013 18:00

Yes. Getting involved with your boss is always a great plan.

Hotsfortheboss · 15/07/2013 18:02

I also have a thing for my boss. Not hot as as such but very cute. Makes going to work very worthwhile.

Worriedmind · 15/07/2013 18:02

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FortyFacedFuckers · 15/07/2013 18:03

Wow this was me 10 years ago, my DP was my hot as fuck boss and I licked more than his chest Grin

Hope the swimming goes well, if you get that far