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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 12:47

Do it Zing! yes!

cls77 · 17/07/2013 12:47

Yes please ZingWidge!

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 17/07/2013 12:49

Yes

ChunkyMonkeyMother · 17/07/2013 12:52

I started readin this thread at 7am! I read it on my break and now again on my lunch - i need an update!

MunchkinsMumof2 · 17/07/2013 12:52

"I licked my boss and I liked it!" Come on Pudsey tell all, please! Wink

inneedofrain · 17/07/2013 12:53

Where's the link? Thanks for doing it zing we want somewhere for the update

Enquiring minds need to know pudsey

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 12:55

the licking frenzy continues here

CatsAndTheirPizza · 17/07/2013 13:03

This is Pudsey's first post. That's not a good sign, is it? Sad

overitalready · 17/07/2013 13:05

nothing new?? Hmm

Gruntfuttock · 17/07/2013 13:08

Perhaps this is a new way for publishers to drum up interest in their latest chick-lit book and the next post from the OP will be a link to Amazon to find out what happened next.

Fiderer · 17/07/2013 13:09

Cats no. There are several things which made me think it's a wind up. Enjoyable read though Grin

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:09

whoever Pudsey is doesn't matter really, does it?

she gave us hope and made us feel young again!

bless her!

CatsAndTheirPizza · 17/07/2013 13:15

Personally, I think she's the PR person for Twister ice lollies Grin

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 17/07/2013 13:26

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Jaynebxl · 17/07/2013 13:40

We need to fill this thread up so there's only the new thread to check on ... Not that I rushed to this thread as soon as I got online this afternoon, oh no!

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:42

ok

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:42

let's

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:42

fill

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:43

it

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:43

up!

Keepthechangeyoufilthyanimal · 17/07/2013 13:43

god dammit pudsey where are you?!
We need to know!!

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:43
Grin
ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:43

Pudsey come back!

cls77 · 17/07/2013 13:43

sad times :( where are you Pudsey?

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