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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 19:45

Oooh I love a nice forearm Honeydragon...

Sallystyle · 15/07/2013 19:47

I just licked my husband!

He looked at me like I was mad.

PattieOfurniture · 15/07/2013 19:47

Waiting for an update

LimitedEditionLady · 15/07/2013 19:48

My boss is not this appealing.Must be hard OP.im hete for you.
(Tell me everything)

ZingWidge · 15/07/2013 19:49

kvassin just to clarify, my post to honeydragon was a reply to her pp with a Grin !

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 19:49

'I just licked my husband' Grin

thats so funny

he would have looked at you even stranger if you had licked someone else

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 19:49

shes not going to update for ages

they'll be having hot, wet sex in the swimming pool showers

FasterStronger · 15/07/2013 19:50

I think licking his chest would be too forward. you should straddle him, unbutton your shirt and offer him a lick. or whatever he wants.

I blame the hot weather.

TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 15/07/2013 19:51

I have no one to kick Sad My son wouldn't like it. And I don't think the hamster is game for it either.

Caoilainn · 15/07/2013 19:51

Hurry up Op! Smile

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 19:53

I don't want to lick my kids, I know where they have been and I'm not licking Lolly

TeamEdward · 15/07/2013 19:55

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Sparklingbrook · 15/07/2013 19:55

Please don't kick your son/hamster Magic. Sad

DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 19:56

Please don't kick anyone TheMagicKey.....it's not nice....Wink

honestpointofview · 15/07/2013 19:57

As a man can i just say to the men complaining about the thread - stop it. Seems reasonable to me and I want to know what happened!

OldMacEIEIO · 15/07/2013 19:57

sllurrp
sorry. bit of 'empathy licking' there

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 19:57

lol kick instead of lick Grin

DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 19:57

They both go swimming. I bet they look all fit and healthy. I'm seeing the swimming pool encounter as some sort of perfume-ad-esque affair with water slowly dripping down toned thighs as they gaze lustily at each other....

honestpointofview · 15/07/2013 19:58

Sparkling -I don't think Magic should kick or lick either!

OldMacEIEIO · 15/07/2013 19:58

she looked, longingly, into his deep blue eyes.....

trinitybleu · 15/07/2013 19:59

marking place

Livvylongpants · 15/07/2013 19:59

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DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 19:59

Her black eye make up is smudged sexily round her eyes....

HoneyDragon · 15/07/2013 20:00

As an aside to keep you all amused I sent my dh to the supermarket on Sunday the most chuffed man ever.

I was sat reading a book in the kitchen when he asked me if I need anything from Tesco. I said "I don't think so dear". As I looked up from my book he had pulled his shorts down to tuck his shirt In and was, ahem, commando as it were. It was I this point I went "cucumber, we need a cucumber". Blush

Smuggest. Man. Ever.

OldMacEIEIO · 15/07/2013 20:00

her breathing quickened as.....