To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

If they really did get it together last night and have called in sick there is no way she'll be anywhere near a computer yet.

They'll have woken up late, had to make the Phone Calls Of Shame, then had a fit of the giggles, then had a lovely morning shag. About now they're probably having breakfast in bed, then they'll have a cuddle and a quick snooze, then a final shag for good luck. Then getting washed, dressed, home... (unless they go out for a late lunch somewhere nice? How safe are they from being spotted?)

In any case, I wouldn't expect an update before the evening at the earliest.

Also possible that if they genuinely really like each other and she's loving getting to know him that it is getting a bit weird to do this all in vicarious real-time public view.

I think Pudesy and HotBoss are reading these posts over brunch of strawberries and cream...

OR

what Puds?
did I really drip some cream on my chest? oh just lick it off, noone will ever know!

Dammit!! Where IS she??

This obsession with another womans licking cannot be healthy.

Imagine the collective disappointment if she updates that nothing happened?
(Unlikely scenario though, I grant you!)
Might be enough to shift the earth's axes or something...

Come on OP, we are all waiting for you

someone needs to link a new thread soon

Don't do that! Then the OP's posts won't be highlighted and it's a pain to read. Just stop posting, everyone...

OMG where is she? I can't eat I can't sleep I can't think about anything else! I'm so excited!! I've left my baby in the garden on his swing so I can just stay inside and keep refreshing the page to see if there's an update.

Oh. My. God. Where is pudsey

I've just discovered this thread, got all hot read it from the start to now and I need to know what happened last night. Need I tell you!

Will it be ok if I throw my DS scraps of food from the window? Because the sun reflects off my phone so I can't see the page properly. I've put sun cream and a hat on him. He'll be ok in the sun for a few hours won't he? It's only 28°C. This thread is too good! I've come over all hot and bothered!!!!

I am guessing a flat battery on Smart /Iphone , they really don't last that long If you are MNing all day at all.

So maybe Puds didn't make it home last ? ?

I actually want drip feeding to be able to make this last forever

He's shagged her to death hasn't he

C'mon OP we neeeeeed to know

PUDSEY - come back! children are being left in the garden or fed with scraps through a window!

children's health and well-being are at risk now! it's getting serious now!

btw there's a thing called a cold shower. you can even fiddle with the shower head...

last night ..duh

Still no update?

It's been a great read - I'm waiting for her to turn up and tell us who she really is

Well done, "PudseyDuck"

I need to know what Hot Boss whisked up for Pudsey in the kitchen. Did she have "chef's special sauce"? Was his chicken finger lickin' good?
Let's hope spotted dick wasn't on the menu.....

I have just dragged my poor little girl to the shop, in this heat, to get a Twister ice lolly. It tasted soooo good! Felt a bit naughty though walking down the street sucking it.

come on Pudsey!!!

Pudsey in an MN celebrity!

I started singing a little song to my self on my way round Sainsburys:

Oh Pudsey Duck, did you get your fuck?
Pudsey Duck, were you in luck?
Oh Pudsey Duck, did you get your fuck?
Please come back and tell us,
Please come back and tell us,
Pudsey oh Pudsey, Pudsey Duck PudseyDuck!

What. Lunch time and still nothing? [outrage]

I'm sorry, I can't bear te tension of this thread running out and Pudsey will have nowhere to go to update, directly.

I've created a new thread and will link it asap, if some people think I should.

I need 3 yes votes then I'll link.

Hmmmmmm

Maybe Pudsey and HB have called in sick and are enjoying a "duvet day"