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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

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SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 15/07/2013 18:03

Yeah, the whole "if the gender roles were reversed" thing did occur to me too, but it's too hot and sunny to get caught up in all that jazz. The weather does daft things to me (that and watching Thor earlier!) so I'd welcome a hot man in a suit to gawp at.

FortyFacedFuckers · 15/07/2013 18:03

Oh and YANBU Grin

LindyHemming · 15/07/2013 18:04

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 15/07/2013 18:08

I'm just marking my place. Grin

Futterby · 15/07/2013 18:09

Ooh, placemarking!

Worriedmind · 15/07/2013 18:11

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Pancakeflipper · 15/07/2013 18:12

I thought "oh what if roles were reversed..."

But a hot boss is a hot boss. And very distracting in the workplace.

My attention and dedication to my workload suffered greatly the year I had a hot boss. And oddly enough my hair and outfits looked far better that year. I was young and obviously hoped he was as shallow as me he was .

Waiting for the update....

ManMinder · 15/07/2013 18:14

Funny how it's acceptable to post this, I suspect if I posted something similar about my female boss and how she has great tits, that I'd like to lick, there'd be claims of sexism and much moral outrage.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 15/07/2013 18:15

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Sparklingbrook · 15/07/2013 18:15

Man we have decided it's too hot to get all outraged, but feel free to start a thread......

GobbySadcase · 15/07/2013 18:15

Yup go right ahead and engage in casual sexual harassment... Fab idea.

Pancakeflipper · 15/07/2013 18:16

Have you a hot boss too ?

Far too hot to argue.

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Sparklingbrook · 15/07/2013 18:17

I think the hot weather has zapped some people's sense of humor maybe?

SamuelWestsMistress · 15/07/2013 18:23

This is hilarious...if she's in this state over him in a shirt and suit how the hell does she expect to cope being confronted by him in nothing but a pair of swimming trunks?

Bet she checks out his bulge before she even makes eye contact! Do hope he doesn't have awful feet though. Ingrown toenails and bunions could put a downer on a y hot bodied boss!

saulaboutme · 15/07/2013 18:26

You lucky cow!!

I really hope you get to satisfy this urge ( gosh I'm a perv) I love a mans chest.

Gosh I really am a perv!!!

Geordieminx · 15/07/2013 18:29

And if a male posted "my wife is a lazy fucker who does nothing around the house" he'd get ripped to shreds too..

Sheesh the warm weather seems to have brought out the professionally offended again (((yawn)))

Fragglewump · 15/07/2013 18:34

Lick him.....lick him.....lick him Grin I chuffing love the summer!!

Heartbrokenmum73 · 15/07/2013 18:35

Oooooh OP, another jealous one here. Would love a 'real life' hot bloke to swoon over at the moment (I do love Hugh Jackman, but he's not here so doesn't count). Living vicariously through you today - keep us informed please!

carolthesecretary · 15/07/2013 18:37

I hope you are licking his chest right now Pudsey... Grin

FreckledLeopard · 15/07/2013 18:38

Shamelessly marking place!

NandH · 15/07/2013 18:47

Dammm....this is when I wish I wasn't a SAHM Grin and had a job and hot boss to look at! I much prefer changing smelly bums and being picked on anyway :)

Have a nice swim and chest licking session!

ArtisanLentilWeaver · 15/07/2013 18:51
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Hotsfortheboss · 15/07/2013 18:52

I have started some low level flirting flirting with said cute boss, am building it up slowly but hell it's frustrating and I can't concentrate....

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/07/2013 19:01

*What if it were a man posting about a woman blah blah blah...."

Yes, but it's not, is it? It's not the same. There are hundreds of years of back history which add up to why it's not the same. That's not to say men can't be just as affected by sexual harassment - of course they can. It's just that if you went out and grabbed a woman off the street and told her a colleague of the opposite sex had been obsessing about licking her, chances are she'd be thoroughly freaked out, whereas if you repeated the experiment with a man, chances are slightly in favour he'd just think: cool.