To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

I'm far too invested in this. Still working on essay due yesterday, which I'm blaming on spending about 3 hours last night staring at this page and hitting F5 repeatedly.

OP, you owe me - now SPILL!

Come on Pudsey - we need an update!

Hands up if you licked your DH's chest last night because of this thread?

Did you hear that Pudsey? Curly and I are both failing because of you! Make it worth our while, won't you?!

I didn't get time to lick DH last night. He's getting the licking of his life tonight though!

Shamelessly marking place for update

Pudsey! What happened? Tell us!

Come on Pudsey, it doesn't matter if it's so dull you don't want to tell us. Just make up something juicy!

Perhaps they've both pulled a sickie and are busy still licking.

Oh god, what if this is one of those threads, where the op never comes back ?

If she doesn't come back, I demand one of you to finish off the thread in her place. There must be a couple of good writers on here and I NEED to know what happens.

surely if they pulled a sicky together licking has progress bto other areas....

By the time she comes back this thread will be too full for her to update us

I've got a feeling she won't come back. She's left us all!

surely if they pulled a sicky together licking has progressed to other areas!

surely if they pulled a sicky together licking has progressed to other areas!

surely if they pulled a sicky together licking has progressed to other areas!

even my phone is getting is over-excited!

I think we need to work out which company she works for, call in and ask for Pudsey. If she isn't there, we have to ask for Pudsey's boss. If he also isn't there, well then we know...

Either that, or they both got hearings, he for wrecking his mouse and Pudsey for dripping the ice lolly all over her keyboard

looly

that's it. they are at a disciplinary hearing.
but how will they be punished if they are both found to be very very naughty?

WE LOVE YOU PUDSEY WE DO
WE LOVE YOU PUDSEY WE DO
NOW PLEASE UPDATE US AS TO THE STATE OF (FORE)PLAY

I don't think she's coming back

Everybody act like you don't care, then maybe she'll come back...

Not allowed mobiles in work. I'm blatantly rule breaking to check for update.

Christ on a bike.
Is it too early for Pimms?

Any experts in telepathy start calling her now!!

Wonder if you both got into work on time?

Oh god, what if he's some nutter and he's abducted her?! We'd all feel terrible...!

Has she still not updated!?!