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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
belatedmaybe · 17/07/2013 00:51

All you rubber neckers posters are going to bump this thread over 1000 posts soon then the op will need a new thread to update and 90% of you me will never find it and forever wonder if the hb got into the hot tub!

I think we need a system to post links to new threads on the bottom especially for all the very important threads particularly this one Grin

belatedmaybe · 17/07/2013 00:53

Great minds think alike Delayed! (I must find a way to type faster on my phone!)

NotQuiteWithItAtAll · 17/07/2013 01:32

Absolutely glued to this. Just finished work and was hoping so much for an update. The morning will do i suppose. Not jealous at all, oh no.

LineRunner · 17/07/2013 06:10
Tortoiseonthehalfshell · 17/07/2013 06:32

You didn't get up early just for that, did you, Line?

Or is the hot builder coming around again?

MTBMummy · 17/07/2013 06:45

Anything? I'm stuck on a train and could really use a distraction

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 06:47

Gooood Mooooorrrrrrrning Pudsey followers!
What's occurring, Pudsey?

StyleManual · 17/07/2013 06:55

Well me and DH. had a lovely shag last night. This thread put me right in the mood!

Apileofballyhoo · 17/07/2013 06:57

No news yet, Fun! Good morning everyone!

NicholasTeakozy · 17/07/2013 07:14

You bunch of utter filthbags! :o

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 17/07/2013 07:15

Morning. Just signing in for updates :o

ChameleonCircuit · 17/07/2013 07:17

I was hoping for a blow by blow job account of the evening to help wake me up this morning. Sad

catgirl1976 · 17/07/2013 07:21

I hate my job yet have to go there today

An update from Pudsey will get me through the tedium :)

F5 will be worn away by 17:30 :)

KoalaFace · 17/07/2013 07:28

Morning fellow dirties!

I hope Pudsey is doing the walk of shame into work!

TallGiraffe · 17/07/2013 07:34

Morning Pudsey...

Littlemissexpecting · 17/07/2013 07:37

Morning everyone (shameless place marking)

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 07:41

Soundtrack to Pudseys night of romance...
Abba Summer Night City
Daft Punk Get Lucky....Licky?!

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 07:43

Dear Hot Boss
I've never met you before,
But I'd quite like to lick you.
Love, FunLovinBunster

WaitMonkey · 17/07/2013 07:49

Morning all. Brew anyone ?

bootsycollins · 17/07/2013 07:49

Pudseys sounding the morn horn somewhere in deepest Yorkshire Grin

bootsycollins · 17/07/2013 07:51

We could do MN the musical

A wella wella wella oomph!
Tell me more
Tell me more
Did ya get very far?

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 07:52

Yes please Wait. Biscuit to go with?

Sportinglesbian · 17/07/2013 07:52

Summer lovin' happened so fast.

Yeah, sorry about that.

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 07:54

Honking the morn horn (and waking the WAGS) in Cheshire...

bootsycollins · 17/07/2013 07:54

I licked the boss
He's crazy for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

There's even a bit in there about swimming isn't there? Grin