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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
TweedWasSoLastYear · 17/07/2013 07:56

Lick me more
Lick me more
Can you take off mt Bra?

TweedWasSoLastYear · 17/07/2013 07:57

'My' even

bootsycollins · 17/07/2013 08:00

We went swimming
Afteeeeeerrrrr work

He showed off
In his Speedos

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 08:00

summer days drifting away
but oh those summer nights!Wink

SamuelWestsMistress · 17/07/2013 08:04

WHERE ARE YOU PUDSEY?! I wonder if her tounge got stuck to his chest and they had to go to a&e?

bootsycollins · 17/07/2013 08:06

They probably need a bucket of water chucking over them Grin

LineRunner · 17/07/2013 08:09

Tortoise Yes, the hot builder will be here this morning. Should be quite warm, in the Top Off sense, I'm thinking. Grin

LineRunner · 17/07/2013 08:11

Tortoise Oh and I got up at 5am to do all my emails so that I don't have to do them when hot builder is here and so I can just stand and stare at him all day

FunLovinBunster · 17/07/2013 08:11

Line, is it just the bricks that need laying??

travailtotravel · 17/07/2013 08:12

Marks place for the next installment.

DH looked at me funny when I licked him. Stupid idiot, he was well in there!

ExcuseTypos · 17/07/2013 08:16

LineRunner-could you take some photos of him the work he's doing?

We can all check out his body he's doing a good job for you.

ExcuseTypos · 17/07/2013 08:18

My DH's chest is too hairy to lick.

At 47 I think he may be too old to start waxing. Sad

LineRunner · 17/07/2013 08:21

I'll try. I will certainly come back with some descriptions of his arse the progress on the rendering.

ExcuseTypos · 17/07/2013 08:24

Oh good LineRunner. I'd hate for him to be ripping you off by not doing a good job.

Fragglewump · 17/07/2013 08:24

Excuse - you're never too old to start waxing!! Send him round to me - I love waxing - and men cry like newborn babies handle it very well!

cardamomginger · 17/07/2013 08:25

And....?????

TheYoniExpress · 17/07/2013 08:28

Arrrrgh no update yet?!

GoofyIsACow · 17/07/2013 08:29
MrsMelons · 17/07/2013 08:30

I had a hot builder working at mine recently, he even came round one day to just tell me he had split up with his OH but I am married ao was only admiring from afar- if I had been single though . . .

Guerrillacrochet · 17/07/2013 08:44

(delurks) Morning Pudsey! Well........?

FeijoaVodkaStat · 17/07/2013 08:47
EeTraceyluv · 17/07/2013 08:48

I tried a little chest lick last night when he came to bed but just got an odd look and a 'why do you keep doing this? who have you been talking to?' so gave up Grin

BumgrapesofWrath · 17/07/2013 08:49

Marking place!

BeautifullyBurnt · 17/07/2013 08:51

This thread is not boosting my productivity levels in the office... :)

scratchandsniff · 17/07/2013 08:53

Not like I've been checking for an update since 6am.......oh no not at all...................arrrggghhhh come on Pudsey I need to know what happened!!