To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

I think Pudsey is keeping us hanging on on purpose

I licked DH's chest mid convo last night. He looked at me like and thn said 'anyway as I was saying...'

Of course this is a fictional thread, but its still entertaining :)

Morning all! Morning pudsey! Patiently waiting for full report on last night's shenanigans! Or not so patiently...

I wanna lick you up and dowwwwwn, til you say STOP

Let me play with your body baby, make you feel HOT

Haha I'm having visions if this thread being read out at their wedding...

Gets Irn Bru ready for Pudsey's hangover.

Licked my DH within an inch of his life last night thanks to this thread. Reminds me of meeting him at work many moons ago. Sometimes you've got to just party like it's 2002.

Oh and then my super fit next door neighbour went to put recycling out this morning and managed to lock himself out of his flat. He is only wearing very short shorts and had to ask me for the spare key.

I can't get DEVO's song out of my head this morning...(showing my age)

Now lick it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To lick it
Lick it good

I liked dhs chest last night too but just got a funny look and 'why did you do that'

Men

Yay LaundryFairy - fellow Spudhead over here!

CmmmmmmON, Pudsey! Ya big tease, you.

forget this SAHM malarky I'm getting myself an office job

Is anyone else thinking she's going to wait to post message number 1000? What if she misses? Can we agree to leave that spot for her?

Where IS she??!? still in bed shagging senseless, obviously

What's a cum gutter?

And what are fanny wipes?

Pudsey you better get back soon as thread is filling up faster than a nappy on a runny bottom!

calamity .. You and me both! I had an extra spring in my step on the school run this morning, daydreaming about the office flirting with DH all those years ago. We managed a super sneaky kissing sesh in the server room.

Good times!

I don't think this thread is fictional because I have had a couple of similar experiences in my younger days.

Me too worldgonecrazy

Shagged my boss in one of our meeting rooms. Started on the furniture, ended up on the floor where carpet burn injuries were sustained. Ah, happy days

tedmundo the server room? Was it not a bit cold in there?!!!

Ours is bloody freezing.

There was a bit of a nip in the air!

I hope he was a great shag!!

I think it could easily be true. I had some rather naughty shenanigans with a guy I met on a temping job. We'd been flirting for a while and I offered to take him out and show him the sights and shag him senseless as he was new to town. I like to think he remembers the place fondly

Pudsy - I have to go to a physio appointment in 5 minutes and then won't be back until lunch. Well???????

WHERE ARE YOU PUDSEY

Tyler at least it wasn't out back by bins

Morning Pudsey
So glad I've not missed the update yet!

Oh come on!! Pudsey you have a world of people waiting for you- get off HB and tell us!!!

Pudsey come back I'm trying to study I can't I have to know what happened.