To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

@Sparklingbrook

I will go onto Site Stuff and ask for an Anal Sex topic. Keep it all in the one place. With a FAQ and everything.

Thanks ever so for the suggestion but no.

Sooo it seems on mumsnet the consensus is that women are not allowed to think, talk or post about sex once theyve had a baby. when is the ban lifted? When the baby is 6 months old? 2 years? Dont see why this sort of subject should be reserved only for the friday night drunks to discuss.

Awww Olivia what a spoilsport.

It's really quite fascinating. I never knew that I knew so little!

The idea of it terrifies me but so many people seem to like it so there must be something that I'm missing out on...

I thought it was a great idea, Sparkling!

Yes me too Lying. There could be tip swapping and everything, and maybe a bumsex meet up organised.

Ooh and 'Bumsex Local'.

Jesus, I've only read the first few posts and nothing has put me off more than reading those

Anyway I agree with the thread title. As if anyone cares

Mumsnet is awesome, I haven't laughed this much in ages

I don't often laugh out loud at stuff on the internet, but I just had to leave the room as I literally had tears rolling down my face face at this thread!

they must be using fucking cats as tampons

Oh yes, Sparkling... and the equivalent of a mumsnet scarf! What would it be...?

he didn't die

the things you find on google...

Phew. Concrete man lives. And he did use a funnel!

concrete I suppose they could have been trying to give their relationship a firm foundation.

What on earth possessed him though!!

As for a cat tampon...what an image!!

Will nobody think of the cat-tampons.

Poor kitty :o

I suppose when someone said they wanted some extra pussy in the bedroom someone got the wrong idea!

I liked the idea of a bum sex ghetto (people who'd like to talk about it).

I am wondering why people who find the topic off-putting, open the thread, read and then complain that they won't be able to have dinner. I'm looking at you jacket potato brigade

Yes, I frequently open threads about butt fucking when i'm buttering up my spud.....

Buttering up is what's needed after all

Any update MNHQ?

My friend who worked in A&E said they used to get quite a lot of Teletubby-related arse mishaps, when the dolls were all the rage

I started having horror poos after having DS. One of them was bigger in circumference than my fist. The pain was so bad that I begged DH to punch me unconscious. Far worse than giving birth. Still get the odd one now. Ah, the joys of motherhood.

I do love how some people are the self-appointed Anal Defence League on here. "She's just given birth to a preemie baby a few days ago that isn't feeding well, and has a husband she was wondering about leaving even on the day of birth, but how dare anyone suggest that asking goady questions about anal sex shouldn't be her number one priority?!". What could matter more, people? What could matter more?

It's an important topic at any life stage Oxford.