To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

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That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

Ooops, missing word- thinks of pouring

Wet concrete isn't that pourable is it?

Am a bit that op has just had a baby therefore is derided for even thinking about sex. Wtf is it all Winnie the Pooh and breast feeding from now on and anything sexual or in baby related is off topic? Weirdos. Fwiw I had sex two days after a baby everyone is different

I don't think it's that DOG, the Op can think about whatever they want. Maybe a 'is it too early to have sex/I have just had great sex' or something. Just that bumsex was a bit of an odd topic in the circumstances?

YABU, it's the old YKINMKBTOK-your kink is not my kink and that's ok- or the shorter different stokes for different folks.

I'm in two minds about it still, it was okay but the fun was more his hands on my tits and the vibe on my clit. It wasn't bad or anything just a bit...meh. I wasn't very enthused though since it was a bit uncomfortable, I still plan to go on top next time and give it another go though. But you have to do with a good partner, I've had a few wankers trying to 'slip it in' which is a massive no no and earns them some pain in return and some that just wanted to stick it in midway through sex with no preparation whatsoever!

My friend loves it, she and her guy do it all the time to each other- they use condoms-even on him- for cleanness but also they often douche there too.

I wouldn't call bumsex a kink really, it's pretty standard.

How does one 'douche' - does it involve shoving a hose up your arse?

With one of these

Lol at 'Dave'.
Mumsnet is a prime target for trolls if any threads about sex comes up.
Trolls like to shock, it's what they do.
They'd have no fun on a regular porn site.
I'm not easily shocked, but I'm not prepared to discuss my sex life with all the weirdos anyone on the internet.
And if you think that normal women chatting about anal, poo, and pooey finger nails doesn't attract them, then you are very innocent and trusting.

One of these would do it Jazz.

I admire the way that concrete report was so professional when you know that whoever was writing it was laughing himself silly.

During my stint in a&e we had a guy with a budweiser bottle up his arse (was naked and sat down on the coffee table were it was apparently, like you wouldnt jump up and hit the roof as soon as the bottle hit your hoop).
Abdo xray was taken to rule out any internal damage and I nearly wet my draws when the doc held the xray up in the cubicle and asked
"how the hell did you swallow that"

Akiss, I would pretty much the same but, like spanking and handcuffs which are also tame, it's considered a kink especially by those who don't/won't do.

I feel like its not unusual though some men are OBSESSED with it which is always a bit concerning as it would be with anything really. I just don't 'get it', have done it with partners I trust and not painful just not pleasurable at all and I can't see the point - but that's just for me - I have friends who love it and get a lot of pleasure from it. Also - from a 'medical' perspective, poo should not be in the rectum unless you have already opened your bowels and need 'to go'. Poo being in the rectum is a sign of constipation so the whole poo on hands/Willy issue is generally unfounded unless you have problems with your bowels!

A friend from my teenage years said that it would be a requirement for any potential wife he had. He is currently about to marry for the second time.

IME men with a keen interest in bumsex are also the ones who rather like a bit of pegging too. Always fun

I will have to ask him Kiss.

Ow, pegging hurts (I should imagine )

I love Mumsnet!!

Eh? Why would pegging hurt more than regular bumsex with a cock?

Oh, I might be thinking of something else

Oh my god I googled 'pegging'

Now I have a name for what the guy asked me to do to/with him last year.

He wanted a good pegging!

MNHQ, could this thread please be moved to the education section?

It could go into extra-curricular activities or further education but I think really it's best suited to gifted and talented.

BTW Pegging?

Maybe somebody could do a glossary for us?

The rectum is a kind of anal porch. It's somewhere that the poo goes through when it goes out, but it doesn't really linger in.

But don't the walls of the rectum get smeared with poo as it sails past? Wouldn't this get all over your fingers (or anything else)?