To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

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That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

Ha ha, that's a relief Akiss. I doubt many of us will be up for any "double fisting up to the elbow". Especially not on a Wednesday.

My garden gnome has a wheelbarrow. I'd need more than Tampax to sort that mess out

OMG are they putting fish up there too Lying?

Oh, they do

Ha ha. I bet he had an eely good time.

Bizarre thread

From friends who've worked in A&E and as paramedics, many things weirder than a fish have been shoved up a human anal passage. My personal favourite, a full set of Carmen Rollers.

By which I mean favourite story,not my favourite item to be inserted.

I think wet concrete has to be the worst. Obviously it set up there and expanded. Think the bloke may have died. At least garden gnome man is still alive.

Regardless of what I was reading and how recently I had given birth I still think this is a weird subject to start a thread about.

Sparkling... can't type. Fisting obviously, although I think I'd prefer the fish, a bit softer.

I can't believe I'm on this thread...

ComposHat... the Carmen rollers - in their container or inserted one by one?

And were the Carmen rollers heated when they went in?

Ouch!

A kiss, noooooo

I always remember that junior doctors programme where the bloke had inserted a loo brush bristles first and they had to get it out. He said he slipped and fell in the bathroom.

Dear God. Wet concrete? Why?

An indeed how?

I can't explain why I am laughing out loud to DH. He might get ideas.

Barbie dolls seem quite common but apparantely their arms open once inside and they get stuck.

Must have been a sort of 'handstand' and somebody helpful standing by with a jug of cement...?

I think a funnel maybe?

My friend's daughter knew an A&E nurse who dealt with a guy who shoved a rocket up his arse on Bonfire Night and lit it.

Surely if you've been housing garden gnomes on a regular basis, a tampon would be akin to trying to stem the river Ouse with a cotton bud

I suppose wet concrete would solve the incontinence issue

one by one?

I believe so, I am not sure if they were heated or not!

oh my

They must be using cats as fucking tampons

Words I never thought I'd see written down together to form a sentence.

I am wheezing

I haven't wheezed for years.