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This Isn't My Thread. It's Title Is Too Long.

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TiggyD · 05/05/2013 18:58

How many fucking books are there? I had to read "That's not my truck" last week. "That's not my truck. It's sides are to ridgey". WTF! £5.99 for 5 pictures of things with fun fur or something on them? They're taking the piss! "That's not my hamster". Seriously! Where's the plot?!

Coming soon:

That's not my poo. It's sides are too glittery.
That's not my poo. It's top is too floaty.
That's my poo. It's tail end is so sweetcorny!

£5.99. Angry

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HoHoHoNoYouDont · 05/05/2013 18:59
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Hassled · 05/05/2013 19:00

:o

The only thing wrong with your veritable £5.99's worth of literary genius is the flotilla of rogue apostrophes.

catgirl1976 · 05/05/2013 19:01

I was wondering who wrote those and how much they got paid for each one Grin

I reckon I could knock one out every day. You'd be rolling in it

That's not my arse. It's cheeks are too flabby
That's not my arse. It's back it too hairy

etc.............

catgirl1976 · 05/05/2013 19:02

I've done the same thing Blush

Raspberrysorbet · 05/05/2013 19:03

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HoobleDooble · 05/05/2013 19:03

That's not my arse. Its cheeks are too spotty.

Ooh I could a whole series of these!

HoobleDooble · 05/05/2013 19:03

X post with Catgirl!

catgirl1976 · 05/05/2013 19:05

Funny how we both thought about arses Grin

I was going for 'That's not my Yoni...' but then I thought of the children and stopped myself Grin

MrsTerryPratchett · 05/05/2013 19:05

I have at least 5 10 of these. I imagine the author bathing in champagne and drying off with tenners.

HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 19:06

That's not my judgey pants
The gussets too righteous
That's not my judgey pants
The seams are too sneery
That's not my judgey pants
They've got no grips
Thats MY judgey pants
The elastic is so Hoicky.

Fin.

Raspberrysorbet · 05/05/2013 19:08

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tethersend · 05/05/2013 19:09

That's not my mummy. Her hair is too shiny.
That's not my mummy. Her tummy is too small.
That's not my mummy. Her eyes are too bright.
That's my mummy. She's rocking in the corner, muttering to herself.

HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 19:09

Oh arse fuck! That's really going to get on my fucking tits now. Bugger.

MoaningMingeWhingesAgain · 05/05/2013 19:10

Grin tethers

Raspberrysorbet · 05/05/2013 19:11

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TiggyD · 05/05/2013 19:11

Whoever writes them must be a billionaire by now. Sitting in his chair that's so goldy in his castle that's so turrety with his wife that's so silliconey with his face so smugy.

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KatyMac · 05/05/2013 19:12

Do you realise there is now "That's not my Meercat" and yes I have a copy

HoobleDooble · 05/05/2013 19:12

Oddly enough, catgirl I was going to say 'fanny'!

MrsTerryPratchett · 05/05/2013 19:14

That's not my toddler, it is sitting nicely.
That's not my toddler, it is sleeping past 6am.
That's not my toddler, it is clean.
That's not my toddler, it is quiet.
That's my toddler, she is perfect in every way screaming whilst running around waving a stick at terrified passers by.

NoWayPedro · 05/05/2013 19:14

That's not my dinosaur - I know, they're frigging extinct and no-one has pet dinosaurs these days anyway Grin

EnglishGirlApproximately · 05/05/2013 19:17

I like these far more than the dinosaur one I've read 42 times today Grin

APipkinOfPepper · 05/05/2013 19:18

I bought this as a joke present for DH - DS found it and it is now his favourite Blush
OMG that's not my child

UnChartered · 05/05/2013 19:18

that's not my face, it's far too wrinkly
that's not my face, it's hairy round the chin
that's not my face, it's at least 20 10 years older than the last time i looked

but that's my Wine Grin

HoneyDragon · 05/05/2013 19:18

They are all written by Fiona Watts. Who has a sensible brown bob and does not come across as someone who deserves harm. Till you discover what she does. Then you have to refrain from punching her. Hard.

MoaningMingeWhingesAgain · 05/05/2013 19:21

www.amazon.co.uk/OMG-Thats-Not-My-Husband/dp/1853758159

I had the 'That's not my DH' book for Christmas Grin