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to be finding Tom Cruise strangely attractive?

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freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 22:59

Am watching Rock Of Ages Blush

Knock some sense into me Grin

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melika · 11/04/2013 08:43

just a thought, why are small men cuter? eg Hammonds off Top Gear

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 08:47

I'm a Clarkson girl. Not keen on tiny men.

Apparently, though, I have a thing for tiny Thetans.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 08:50

Nope. The Hamster doesn't do it.

I can only do men with black hair really. (but would draw the line at old gimmers like Paul McCartney with their dribbly Grecian 2000 blackness)

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 08:53

I prefer dark-haired men, as well. I even call the odd blond men who make it through the filter as "blond exceptions." Brad Pitt is one. Nick Nolte used to be.

Few blond exceptions last, however, as they don't seem to age as well.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 08:54

I say that this thread has now reached the point where we post videos wherein Tom Cruise is adorable.

Tom Cruise plays Water War on a late night chat show:

melika · 11/04/2013 08:55

I hate to admit to myself but I would really enjoy a (platonic)night out with Clarkson, I think I would turn into a really giggly school girl type who couldn't cope with his witty banter. I do get his humour but God is he ugly! But attractive in a strange way, do you know what I mean?

In fact, although James May comes across as the boring one, I think I could get on with him too.

EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 10:44

No no no. Tom Cruise is never adorable. No.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 10:53

Unfortunately, he is. That's what's so fucked up about all this.

Do you think I want to feel this way??? Wink

EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 11:28

Yes. You skank.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 11:32

This is why we have to bond'n'quiche together on this.

No-one on the outside will ever understand. They will shake their heads because they have not seen what we have seen. (or rather they have, but they have locked their hearts and minds to their inner lustery)

He so is adorable. I could pick him up (probably literally, am Amazonian me) and give him such a snuggle.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 11:34

In the words of Les Grosman, "Take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"


NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 11:34

I imagine both Clarkson and May to smell funny. Clarkson will have loads of Brut 33 on, but there'll be that underlying whiff of cheese.

TC will smell only of minty toothpaste.

EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 11:37

TC uses Retardex toothpaste apparently. No idea how I even know that.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 11:38

I think this is my first quiche.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 11:39

Clarkson would reek of cigarettes, but he's too posh for Brut.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 11:44

Google tells me TC wears Annick Goutal Vetiver.

EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 11:54

I'm not in your TC quiche. I'm in the Boris Becker quiche with NotTreadingGrapes.

piprabbit · 11/04/2013 11:56

There is something about a sweaty rock god, bare chested and in unfeasably tight trousers that moves me.

Seeing Iggy Pop in transparent trousers on 1980s late night TV changed my outlook forever.

So TC as Stacey Jaxx has been a revelation. Ditto David Tennant in .

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 12:00

I am a quiche slag I am realising.

So far I have 'fessed up to wanting to do TC, BB, Rob Lowe, all of Il Divo, all of Take That and Ben Barnes. Oh, and Bruce of course in that pubey photo.

How can somebody called Bruce be remotely shaggable?

piprabbit · 11/04/2013 12:03

Youtube is a wonderful thing - .

DameDoom · 11/04/2013 12:14

KatyTCL you have made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Now that we are all being honest with our inner selves and outwardly admitting our love for the TC shall we all do a joint ROA showing at 2.00pm or any other time that is convenient? What shall we grow in our front gardens to mark us out as likeminded individuals?

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 12:17

A little later in the afternoon. I gotta clean a house. 4pm?

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 12:19

And my lady garden is already free and wild.

Sidge · 11/04/2013 12:22

I have to work 1300-1800.

Can we have our PotNoodling TomCruiseandRobLowe lovin quiche later this evening?

DameDoom · 11/04/2013 12:24

NotTOG thank you for your invaluable fragrance tip off. Am now ordering Annick Goutal for father's day present for DH from the cats. Am gonna give him the mother of all TC/SJ makeovers and blame it on innocent pets. How will those moggies wangle hair extensions, tatts, glittery tonguey codpiece and bandana? Must find a subtle way.

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