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AIBU?

to be finding Tom Cruise strangely attractive?

286 replies

freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 22:59

Am watching Rock Of Ages and...um...well...yeah Blush

Knock some sense into me Grin

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NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 16:24

Welcome Jill. You are among friends. Not normal friends. But friends you can count on. Grin

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 16:32

Just when I'd gotten used to the codpiece, I had to see that fridge sniffing thing.

This is an emotional roller coaster!

EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 16:32

Will smith is not attractive. And not just because of the ears. That gurning smile is so annoying.

Would this be a good time to mention my Roy Keane thing? Smouldering, he is.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 16:38

Is that not a smidgeon of a side parting on Roy though?

I have just re-read this whole thread and clicked on every link.

Am clearly beyond help.

freddiefrog · 11/04/2013 16:41

I'll see your Roy Keane and raise you Jimmy Nail

www.last.fm/music/Jimmy+Nail

To be quite honest, I think TC is the most normal of my crushes Blush

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JillJ72 · 11/04/2013 16:43

Tom will get a call from his agent with the list of phone numbers for every mnetter's child (real or nominated) so he has to call their mothers. And he has to jump on a sofa. Sales in DFS will never have been so good!

JillJ72 · 11/04/2013 16:44

I think, looking at some of the links and suggestions, that a hint of je ne said quoi, a hint of kookiness, may explain things.....?

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 16:47


Here's my guilty pleasure. You don't have to sit through whole song, just look at the bit where he scratches his baldy head.
EldritchCleavage · 11/04/2013 16:48

NTG are you joining in with my Tyrese Gibson adoration? Will be your friend for life if so.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 16:49

G'wan then. He has beeeeyoootiful eyes so he does.

Jimmy Nail looks like Al Pacino in that big photo.

AphraBehn · 11/04/2013 17:42

Katy could you come round and explain to my 12 year old why I am convulsed with laughter at you not minding a TC sex dream?

He thinks I've gone mad.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 17:45

Phew for Aphra coming back. I thought I'd killed Tom.

AphraBehn · 11/04/2013 17:46

I fancy Prince. TC is Mr McNormal from Normaltown in comparison.

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 17:47

Aphra wins.

Game over.

AphraBehn · 11/04/2013 17:48

What's my prize?

Therapy?

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 17:53

You clearly like tiny little men in high heels.

Now we know what it sounds like when doves cry. Sad

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 17:56

Now I am reminded of the 80s Obsession advert, the really erotic one (which I had on my wall) where there is a 3some and the bloke is licking the girl's stomach. I thought it was marvellous till my friend pointed out the bloke was clearly 2ft 5 or Prince and could only reach that far up and he really wanted to snog her face off.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 18:10

My husband keeps coming in the room while I'm trying to watch Mission Impossible IV, and I have to pause/minimize so that he won't see just how depraved his wife has become in the past few days.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 11/04/2013 18:22

Oh, look! Ben Stiller is Tom Cruise's stunt double!

NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 18:25

Mine has just come in. he thinks he is Richard Gere's double.

He has little piggy eyes, t'is true. But that's as far as it goes.

(though this makes me realise I also have penchant for piggy eyes as RG, Keanu, and of course Handsome Swain in the right light, all do it for me.)

I have just told a FB friend that I do not know in real life that a penis will come out of TC's belt. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say to a stranger.

freddiefrog · 11/04/2013 18:29

Unfortunately 1 child is hogging PC with Minecraft and the other is infesting the TV with Disney Channel so am reduced to re-watching the YouTube RoA clips on my phone. Will have to wait until they bugger off to reacquaint myself with Stacee Jaxx

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NotTreadingGrapes · 11/04/2013 18:42

Jezza is going to Maggie's funeral! (a norty MN thread suggests he may be driving the hearse but I think that's just idle tittle tattle)

DameDoom · 11/04/2013 19:28

Right - have even watched Oprah sofa jumping incident and am still
afancyin' the TC. DH is now back from work so have had to come upstairs for covert quiching and googling.

Bobyan · 11/04/2013 19:34

Are you sure he could reach the pedals not? Grin

freddiefrog · 11/04/2013 20:48

Uh-oh. Oblivion trailer

Just a short step to proper Tom Cruise fancying Shock

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