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to be finding Tom Cruise strangely attractive?

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freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 22:59

Am watching Rock Of Ages Blush

Knock some sense into me Grin

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freddiefrog · 17/04/2013 14:32

Oh god, that stache has done the business, I've seen the light! I am over my affliction!

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NotTreadingGrapes · 17/04/2013 15:01

Noooooo Freddie. Go back and look at the snakebelt one again!

That marine looks like Dr Green though.

Psssst, don't go back to the funeral thread, they're chucking the buns at each other now. Grin

EldritchCleavage · 17/04/2013 15:20

Who is Dr. Green?
(I need a High Court judge emoticon, clearly).

NotTreadingGrapes · 17/04/2013 15:23

Dead one from ER. And not entirely uncoincidentally Goose from TG. Grin

freddiefrog · 17/04/2013 17:36

Sorry, I don't think there are enough snake codpieces or leather trousers in the world to erase the memory of that stache

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NotTreadingGrapes · 17/04/2013 17:50

That is going to be my new Quote of the Week.

Mummytoamunchkin · 06/05/2013 23:56

I've just watched Jack Reacher followed by Rock of Ages and Tom Cruise has awakened a longing in my groins I thought had disappeared 20 years ago. I also have the embarrassing memory of fancying Boris Becker and Martin Clunes

NotTreadingGrapes · 07/05/2013 06:08

Then you are in the right place Munchkin!

We do have a few Becker-fanciers in the mix on this thread. Grin

I quite fancy Doc Martin, cos I love a grumpy old bastard, but not sure about MC himself....

KatyTheCleaningLady · 07/05/2013 07:46

The thread lives! I am now comfortable with my fascination with TC. That's fascination, not infatuation.

NotTreadingGrapes · 07/05/2013 08:12

While Tom walks this earth, (or hovers or slithers, or whatever aliens do) the thread will live Katy,

He was on some sleb gossip thing on telly the other night and I just thought of this thread and snorted out loud all over again. And then had great difficulty explaining why.

KatyTheCleaningLady · 07/05/2013 18:10

I was trying to explain my thing to my friend and I said. "I'm not sure if I want to fuck him or poke him with a stick."

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