to be finding Tom Cruise strangely attractive?

[freddiefrog]

Am watching Rock Of Ages and...um...well...yeah

Knock some sense into me

[freddiefrog]

Oh god, that stache has done the business, I've seen the light! I am over my affliction!

[NotTreadingGrapes]

Noooooo Freddie. Go back and look at the snakebelt one again!

That marine looks like Dr Green though.

Psssst, don't go back to the funeral thread, they're chucking the buns at each other now.

[EldritchCleavage]

Who is Dr. Green?
(I need a High Court judge emoticon, clearly).

[NotTreadingGrapes]

Dead one from ER. And not entirely uncoincidentally Goose from TG.

[freddiefrog]

Sorry, I don't think there are enough snake codpieces or leather trousers in the world to erase the memory of that stache

[NotTreadingGrapes]

That is going to be my new Quote of the Week.

[Mummytoamunchkin]

I've just watched Jack Reacher followed by Rock of Ages and Tom Cruise has awakened a longing in my groins I thought had disappeared 20 years ago. I also have the embarrassing memory of fancying Boris Becker and Martin Clunes

[NotTreadingGrapes]

Then you are in the right place Munchkin!

We do have a few Becker-fanciers in the mix on this thread.

I quite fancy Doc Martin, cos I love a grumpy old bastard, but not sure about MC himself....

[KatyTheCleaningLady]

The thread lives! I am now comfortable with my fascination with TC. That's fascination, not infatuation.

[NotTreadingGrapes]

While Tom walks this earth, (or hovers or slithers, or whatever aliens do) the thread will live Katy,



He was on some sleb gossip thing on telly the other night and I just thought of this thread and snorted out loud all over again. And then had great difficulty explaining why.

[KatyTheCleaningLady]

I was trying to explain my thing to my friend and I said. "I'm not sure if I want to fuck him or poke him with a stick."