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to be finding Tom Cruise strangely attractive?

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freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 22:59

Am watching Rock Of Ages Blush

Knock some sense into me Grin

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CheCazzo · 07/04/2013 23:01

He's weirder than Mr Weird of Weirdsville, winner of World's Weirdest Weirdo for the last ten years running. Pretty enough to look at I suppose but the weirdness cancels it all out!

LegoAcupuncture · 07/04/2013 23:01


And ewwwwww

He is horrible. I can watch films with him in.

freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 23:03

He is weird!

But he's doing it for me in this

Better turn it off before I disgrace myself further

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TheCrackFox · 07/04/2013 23:03

I've never fancied him but most of his films are very watchable.

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2013 23:06


Although I'm watching The Holiday, in which Jack Black is oddly sexy. I think Jude Law rubs off on him.*


  • in a pheromonal way. I'm not watching gay porn.
BarredfromhavingStella · 07/04/2013 23:06



BarredfromhavingStella · 07/04/2013 23:07

He IS V good at what he does though.

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2013 23:07

Very good at acting or being weird?

MissSkinnyLegs · 07/04/2013 23:08

No he's a Scientologist.

That religion cult just makes me angry.

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 07/04/2013 23:08


thebestpossibletaste · 07/04/2013 23:09

I've never fancied him til I Saw Rock Of Ages but now I'm looking at him in a different way. find him very attractive!

freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 23:10

I've never fancied him til I Saw Rock Of Ages but now I'm looking at him in a different way

Same. It's quite disturbing!

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MrsCosmopilite · 07/04/2013 23:12

I don't like him. I don't watch his films because I don't like him, so thankfully there is no chance of me suddenly being turned.

The bloke with the safety pins in his neck in Highlander is more my type, though, so perhaps I'm not really offering much help from a 'normal' perspective.

anonymosity · 07/04/2013 23:12

its the long hair - he has always only ever looked hot with long hair.
and some fantasy film like the Princess Bride but different.

Ponyo73 · 07/04/2013 23:13

Ignore the creepy chump he is in real life. In Rock of Ages, is definitely channeling the sexy 80s, sexy front e.g. Jon Bon Jovi, Stephen Tyler, Def Leppard chaps etc. He's got That preening, puffed out chest and abs down to tee. if I met him int Co op, I'd let him buy me a bag I chips.

NonnoMum · 07/04/2013 23:13

When he was on Graham Norton the other night and he phoned someone's mum, I was willing her to say, "Why don't you join the C of E, love, they'd be very welcoming to a young man like you, and I'd bet you'd be good at the hymns..."

But she didn't.

freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 23:16

I've always had a thing for 80s big haired, leather trousered rockers. Slash is my true love

Help! I'm embarrassing myself now Blush

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HoneyDragon · 07/04/2013 23:22

Right I have just stuck this film on when does the weird one turn up?

CSIJanner · 07/04/2013 23:25

YABU - he's a tool. With a ugly nose

freddiefrog · 07/04/2013 23:25

Half hour or so in I think

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ClaraOswald · 07/04/2013 23:25

Rock of ages is brilliant. Love it. Especially the Russell Brand/Alec Baldwin duet. Has me pissing myself every time.

AllYoursBabooshka · 07/04/2013 23:25

I can't stop laughing at your post CheCazzo.

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2013 23:26
TiggerWearsATriteSmile · 07/04/2013 23:31

He just gives me the creeps now.
Fucking smiley weirdo.

I'd do Katie (zero personality) Holmes before I'd do Tom.

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2013 23:36

Well I didn't expect a tongue coming out his penis.

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