Dimwitted cousin, ill-judged pregnancy and announcement of baby shower

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Backstory here

why oh why am I setting myself up for another arsekicking?

Just got a text from cousin's mum (my aunt) as cousin does not have my number (intentionally actually) "Hi jst so u no my baby shower will be in June so dont make eny plans!" (forwarded message written by cousin)

WHAT??

So 1. You're doing a fucking save the date for an occasion designed for people to lavish gifts upon you? Hmmmm kay.... and 2. No-one can make any plans for the entire month of June, lest they miss the chance to come and shower you with gifts?

Would I BU to text back "Just fuck off"?

Badvoc - she doesn't sound classy enough for Sneinton- there is a deli there, somewhere!

St Ann's.

Sorry - just defending my mum's home turf!

LOL at 'judgy cunt' makes me in mind of 'crusty jugglers' for some reason.

Still your number one fag hag buppers. Keep up the good work.

Every insult I could possibly need for 2013 is on this thread. I only hope enough occasions arise to use them all. Thanks ladies .

I had a baby shower - it was a surprise one organised by my BF at her house one afternoon.

I rocked up an hour & a half late, wearing the only trousers that still fit (grey trackies that could've walked themselves to the laundry basket), DP's tottenham shirt with egg yolk down the front & unwashed, unbrushed hair

Awww Hurricane. That does sound quite cute. But ALLOWED cos it was organised for you! You really could have taken care of some basic grooming though, you filthy troffer, preggers is no excuse to not be peng.

I am afraid that there will be no gender reveal until March. Thought it might have ben yesterday but she says March? Pfffft. I suppose that works out. It just feels like she's been pregnant for a year already.

You alright, Mary?

Come on Chubs. Take me down Old Compton Street.

March is aaages away.

I know. :(

I am strangely curious. Perhaps all of this bitching has done my soul some good and had the reverse effect?

Bitch therapy, making dealing with chavs easier.