To think that DH is having a wank...

[Hobnobber]

Right now. In the bathroom. Downstairs.

I'm not 100% sure but he's gone in there with his mobile (like he does when he goes in for a número 2, but he never "goes" at night. He thinks I am sleeping as I came up to bed about 30-40 minutes ago.

The wanker.

Vintage, thanks, i need a twix!! Keep the change.

..just don't give my DH a knowing wink when you deliver my choc, ok?

DH is making cheese on toast in a min, I'm sure he'd bung some under if anyone fancied?

He has a wank free status tonight - as far as I'm aware.

Are you sure that's mayo on the side?

I am a women and i have the right to say do and think as i wish and i will not let anyone including another woman tell me i am wrong for being me.

I do not need to take power i already have it.
I do not have to be one way or another to prove to you i am an equal to 'any person'

I feel sorry for you for not seeing the above.
I feel sorry for you that you think you have to change women to get power off men. :(

Oh no!

I've just realised I've discussed DH wanking habits online!

I told him though, which makes me a more moral person that yaaw nobber

(and that last post wasn't a sly dig at you Clip, cos I agree with you too)

You lot are making me hungry

Am I too late for cheese on toast?

We're just eating it now MrsL, do you want spag hoops and Daddies with yours?

This thread has soooo gone off topic, was he wanking or not?!?

Ooo spaghetti hoops yum haven't had those in yonks, yum. I do like to loop as many as I can down the prong of a fork.

DH's manhandled the hoops and they're all broken MrsL.

I'll never trust him again.

We are not sure Maggie, but we are meeting near Mrs Nobbers house tonight, bring a Twix, torch, pen, paper, wear dark clothing.

There was a very weird thread on here recently from a man who said his wife was regularly 'polishing the pearl' and asking if this was normal and what should he do about it.

When asked how he knew his wife was regularly masturbating in secret he said 'there are ways to tell.' Apparently there are 'signs'.

He never did explain what they were though. I remain mystified to this day about how a man can 'just tell.'

signs?

We were all being a bit silly last night, but sort of got toldvto stand in the naughty corner. It got a bit serious

Agent LTB

Chippin started did Miss :-p

I know what he was doing now OP

He was using the android wank-o-meter to measure his performance!

"Millions of men now rely on our mobile app.

For far too many years, masturbation has crossed an age of darkness. No metrics, no references, no performance analysis.
Wank-o-meter pursues a dream: reapping al the wankers from around the world and helping each of them achieve the perfect wank, the optimal wank.
Technology at the service of the onanism lovers."

stupid phone.

Chippin started it Miss :-p

Well I never did find out if he had some "choking the chicken" action as there was no direct questioning involved. However I might buy a concealed camera with a speaker attached and hide it in the plant on the window ledge so that I can monitor the wanking activity and let him know, in the voice of god, that I am watching him.

Ahem - Chippin didn't start anything, Thank You Very Much!

Dog - I've PM'd you

Ziggy - nice to see you found your SoH

...rather a shame someone else doesn't appear to have one!!