To think that DH is having a wank...

[Hobnobber]

Right now. In the bathroom. Downstairs.

I'm not 100% sure but he's gone in there with his mobile (like he does when he goes in for a número 2, but he never "goes" at night. He thinks I am sleeping as I came up to bed about 30-40 minutes ago.

The wanker.

Its still yuck and wrong of her.

I once had a male coworker who told me he was taking the paper and going for a shit as its so much fun to get paid for it. I think men over share alot too.

Another got sacked for showing naked photos of his wife to coworkers because he though she was well hot and wanted to share.

Men can be prats as well.

Well maybe in such an op she's saying he's a total prat? but I for one would never speak like this if i had respect for my partner.

'I'm sure that whilst writing the post OP wasn't simultaneously texting all her mates or her MIL!'

Don't be going giving her bloody ideas wanda!

Well that's where you're wrong, Worra.

I once fell asleep whilst naked with chewing gum in my mouth. I woke up the next morning to DP waking me up by having a little play on my "downstairs". A few seconds later, I hear a "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!"....

I looked down to find my chewing gum knotted in my pubic hair.
We had only been together a short while.

He told ALL the people in his local boozer. I only knew this because when I next went down to the pub with him, they kept asking me if they could have a chewing gum.

"I am just wondering if my husband is having a wank because he thought I was fast asleep."

Are there others in your house because I'm wondering why if he thinks you're fast asleep does he need to hide in the loo for a wank rather than leisurely "knocking one out" on the sofa or in the kitchen or whilst sat on the washing machine.

Ok, he's a prat then and lets all laugh at him? you're wrong and she's either odd or doesn't like him therefore she needs to look at whats going on in her relationship rather than belittling him on line.

@ ZigZag

Taking phone to the loo - my first thought was OW.

Better if it's one off the wrist tbh

No she is saying he may or may not of wanked off when he thought she was sleeping. Better that than wake her demanding sex.

Most people wank and have sex and talk about it.

OP is not disrepecting her oh we are just spying on him. Its totaly different.

Him thinking the OP was asleep and going to do it in private was thoughtful IMO, it's not like he's doing it in her face (so to speak pahahahahahaha )

Exactly! All relationships need a healthy bit of group internet spying!

Why on earth would she come here and say that? It smacks of disrepect somewhere or she is laughing and really thinks he's playing away.

clipped - er, I'm still in the frickin room!!

I never said he was a prat. I said he was a wanker!!

If a man went on line discussing his wife having a wank or whatever what would you say about that? Isnt it sexist?

Of course.

So we need a uv light, to ask him for sex and see if he can get it up or ask to use his phone?

Who wants to vote?

Too far too much on line hobnobber...

She would never know now would she?

If the OP was male i would say the say think as i have on here because its no big deal and we are just having fun.

OP sorry i didnt see you there hello

'OP is not disrepecting her oh we are just spying on him. Its totaly different.'

Stop it. Stop it!

total twit.

I would say the same thing as i have on here

Twit who? me?

well if it sounds like one it usually is

Did you mean to sound so rude?