I don't want the fucking receipt in the fucking bag.

[HaveYourselfAMardyLittleXmas]

I want it in my purse. Otherwise I'll lose the fucker.

And yes, young lady in Debenhams, I will make a song and dance about fishing it out.

Thank you nice lady in Marks who gave me the choice.

Fucking shopping.

[rage]

i want mine in the bag! Otherwise it will clutter me up

I want mine in the bag! That way it's easier to ignore how much I've spent 'til I get home.

Shop staff can't do right for doing wrong these days

At least give me the choice instead of chirping "Receipt in the bag?" and stuffing it in before I have the chance to reply.

Do you know what I hate? When they plonk the receipt with change on top onto your hand. I have small hands. Every fucking time they do this I drop all the change all over the floor and everyone in the queue huffs.

So Im in favour of receipt in bag, sorry OP

Yes, and I don't want my receipt and debit card bundled together and given back to me at the same time. It is much easier to have the card separately so I can put it away and then the receipt. (Why do some shop people insist on taking the card out of the machine and waiting for the receipt before handing it back?)
Aaaargh!!!!

GOod to get that off my chest

I want it in the bag. Much easier to find that way if you need to take the item back, both item and receipt are together.

Receipt in the bag if you paid cash enables the fucker who steals the bag while you're drinking coffee to return the goods and get your cash

Receipt in the bag never with the card or cash.

Need to shop more now.

And I like change first, then note on top, then receipt last.

I have no preference whatsoever. Mind you they do get manky very quickly in my handbag with the used tissues, biscuit crumbs and transformers. So bag may be the better option for people like me.

I want receipt in bag please. Each receipt safe with its corresponding item(s). Am frankly amazed that sales assistant still has it in her to be "chirping" in the face of such unpleasant behaviour!

Have you asked for a grip for Christmas?

This is why all my shopping is done online... I hate queues, i hate pushing my way through dithering crowds and I cannot stand hauling from shop to shop laden down like a porter. [miserable fucker]

I prefer it in the bag..

Twinkle Returns..exactly what I was going to say. I usually hand people their change, give them a second to put it away and then give them the receipt...then we get moaned at for taking too long to serve people.

And I personally hate it when a customer chucks their money down on the counter rather than handing it to me. How about I chuck your change AND your reciept over your shoulder you ignorant fuck ! So glad my temp Xmas job is over soon...then back to the job centre..oh the joys.

I choose bags that don't fuck.

So glad I don't work in shops anymore. Whatever you do is wrong for someone.

I always have mine go in the bag.

You are strange.

It hate these threads.

You should be friffng gratefuk you have a receipt.

I haven't had a receipt since 1983.

Don't go on okay? Be dentistive.

I actually had a young shop assistant count my change out to me last week!

And definitely should be coins, then notes. Am far too uncoordinated for any other way!

I prefer the receipt in the bag, otherwise my purse gets cluttered up with them.

Oh I always want mine in the bag, and then it is with the item incase I decide to return it. And my purse doesn't get full, and I don't drop my change fumbling with the whole lot at once.