To be livid that DP pissed...

[WhatEverItIsIDidntDoIt]

...on the bedroom floor!

He went out for work drinks last night, came home in a great mood at 10pm and held a full blown conversation with me so I was under the impression he was sober!

Roll on 45 minutes later we are in bed and he is snoring like you wouldn't believe, it takes me literally slapping his face to wake him to get him to sleep on is side. Normality resumes and I drift of to sleep.

2 hours later I find him standing in the corner of the room where all my electrical items are having a merry piss that would make a camel proud! I shouted at him to stop and a few obscenities to which he told me to shhh it was hands free??

AIBU to make him get a carpet cleaner in to disinfect my lovely fluffy cream carpet!

Yep dp has done this. He was afterwards.
He got out of bed, went downstairs (we have upstairs loo as well) went into kitchen and promptly walked past the bathroom door that leads off it, to the back door. He opened the back door, peed out into the garden on the back step, walked back in and back to bed.
I was and decided to go sleep with dd in case he peed in the bedroom.

He has also attempted to do this out the front door, but I stopped him that time- he was naked and would have been likely to cause all sorts of incidents if he'd managed it.

His brother is the same- got out a chair in the middle of a party and peed (luckily it was a garden party so no wet carpets)

I just think its disgusting. No excuses. I dont inderstand why anybody puts up with this and cant believe how common it is. Call me prissy! I lived with a raging añcoholic who ultimately died and he never did this...not once.

Erik It became a deal breaker.

Dh is a binge alcoholic; he'd have one, and couldn't stop - but would go for weeks inbetween the binges.

He did the usual "I can't help it" protests, but the electrocution incident happened in front of the dcs and I told him to choose, us or the drink.

That was at least six years ago - the only time he's had a drink since was after his dads funeral.

I find it odd that they aren´t too pissed to get out of bed, but are too pissed to make it to the bathroom.

Never known anyone do it.

i find it disgusting & tbh I couldn´t be with anyone who did it.

A lot of times it's not that they're too pissed to get to the bathroom, it's that they're too pissed to realise that they're not in the bathroom.

Same thing really though, isn't it?

Well it does seem to boil down to being too pissed...

Sorry to go off topic op but Tapir will you be a writer again after Christmas?

I love that NN!

I will be

Good, i shall look forward to seeing you in the new year then

After making a at me, dp would like me to add he is not the worst. He has a friend who once walked into his brothers bedroom and pissed all over him and his brother's girlfriend
Or there was another friend who woke up in a pub during a mammoth sesh, took his shoes off, put them neatly then pissed in the fruit machine

You absolutely will Hokey I'll be all bright eyed & bushy tailed....

It's a weird and disgusting phenomenon isn't it!

I know someone who pissed in a freezer drawer when drunk. Closed drawer, forgot about it and girlfriend was confronted with a drawerfull of frozen piss (with peas suspended in it apparently!)

I was upstairs on a bus once and a drunk lad stood up, making his way to the stairs saying "are the toilets down here?" Thankfully his friends stopped him before he unzipped.

My (ex) boyfriend as staying at my parents' house once after a night out and he got up and pissed in the heating vents in the floor. Ugh. I made him clean it and made him feel very guilty too. YUK.

Christ i'm so glad my OH doesnt drink! I had a friend once who was kipping on the couch and woke up and pissed on my other one, she got the cleaning bill!

Holy bumcrisps. Make him pay! If I did this - and I binge drink as much as anyone has ever binge drunk - my DW would rend me limb from limb.

I am so at how many people know an inappropriate pisser.