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To be livid that DP pissed...

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WhatEverItIsIDidntDoIt · 19/12/2012 07:32

...on the bedroom floor!

He went out for work drinks last night, came home in a great mood at 10pm and held a full blown conversation with me so I was under the impression he was sober!

Roll on 45 minutes later we are in bed and he is snoring like you wouldn't believe, it takes me literally slapping his face to wake him to get him to sleep on is side. Normality resumes and I drift of to sleep.

2 hours later I find him standing in the corner of the room where all my electrical items are having a merry piss that would make a camel proud! I shouted at him to stop and a few obscenities to which he told me to shhh it was hands free??

AIBU to make him get a carpet cleaner in to disinfect my lovely fluffy cream carpet!

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WeeWeeWeeAllTheWayHome · 19/12/2012 11:31

Oh, and I learnt my lesson after a few more drunken adventures and don't get plastered to the same degree any more.

nannyof3 · 19/12/2012 11:34

I would make him pay for a deep clean and to replace any electrical Items he has ruined (Even if you hasn't)

Crawling · 19/12/2012 11:35

yay I'm not alone anymore

weebag · 19/12/2012 11:40

Can I join too please? I'm hugely relieved to have female company in the carpet weeing club.

It happened once when I was terrifically drunk, and I am definitely old enough to know better. Thank fuck my dh is nicer than some of you lot and simply cleaned it up, looked after me, and has never, ever used it to embarrass or humiliate me.

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 11:47

i was at a mates party and a mutual friend and her husband were staying over (too far to travel home). the H went off to bed after a skinful and a group of us lushes women were still up chatting a few hours later. the H walked into the living room in his pants and proceeded to get his knob out and pee on the rug in front of all of us. His wife was desperately trying to stop him but he kept saying 'it's ok, i've closed the door' while merrily lagging everywhere. he finished and shook it, pulled his pants up and returned to bed. his wife was and

idococktailshedoesbeer · 19/12/2012 11:48

Oh it's just vile isn't it. DP did a similar thing when we were at a do in a posh hotel. I woke up to find him having a wee all over the room service tray. I shouted at him and he told me to f**k off. Had stern words with him the next day, he said he couldn't possibly have done that or been so abusive towards me until I made him inspect the room service trolley. He was mortified and it hasn't happened since.

Salmotrutta · 19/12/2012 11:54

My Dh has never done this but he used to be a sleepwalker (hasn't had an episode in years) and could get very disorientated in the middle of the night when perfectly sober so I could see how it might happen.

However, if he had wissed somewhere other than the loo he'd have been utterly mortified - he certainly wouldn't have replied with "shit happens"

Is your DH possibly going on the defensive because he's very embarrassed?

AvonCallingBarksdale · 19/12/2012 12:00

weebag (is that your usual name ), it's not the weeing per se, it's his response afterwards that rankles.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 19/12/2012 12:25

I think if you piss yourself when drunk you deserve to be humiliated.

Don't you think it was humiliating for your DH to have to scrub his wife's piss out the carpet?

singledadof2 · 19/12/2012 12:35

Maybe it comes from Men being able to pee near enough damn anywhere after a skin full out on the town. Against a wall, tree or in a door way. ( Well guys it's actually an offence and warrants an 80 quid fine).

Gotten woken up at a party by a male guest peeing over me whilst I was sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor.

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 19/12/2012 12:35

What dreaming said, i don't understand how anyone would find it remotely funny.

I can't even write a sentence that would explain how disgusting i find this and how angry i would be.

Crinkle77 · 19/12/2012 12:36

This is quite common for men to do but yes I would expect him to clean it up

VicarInaTutuDrankSantasSherry · 19/12/2012 12:39

ewwwwww! OP i would rub his nose in it!

he needs to conduct a military cleaning operation and buy you a huge grovel worthy pressie.

dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 12:42

Reckon you're right, singledad

When you're a man the whole world's your toilet, none of this looking for a bathroom stuff (something I've been jealous of so many times!)

I live in France and men pee on the street in broad daylight, just because they can I guess (ew)

weebag · 19/12/2012 12:42

puds actually no, he wasn't humiliated by cleaning up, any more than I have been on the rare occasion that I have cleaned up after him. We're married, we love one another, and accept that we are human and make mistakes or exercise poor judgement at times.

I think perhaps if the party doing the peeing is unrepentant that might put a different spin on things, and some rankle would be in order.

dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 12:44

Thanks HoHo I'm sort of struggling to find the words myself!

weebag · 19/12/2012 12:44

At least carpet is cleanable, cream and fluffy or otherwise. In the misty past someone I knew (male) peed on an accordion - not cleanable in any meaningful way.

SHoHoHodan · 19/12/2012 12:45

I'm with HoHoHokey and dreaming.

Indescribably vile.

AmberLeaf · 19/12/2012 12:45

I don't know any men who have done this, I do know a woman who sat on her own laundry basket after lifting the lid and weed though!

She was sleepwalking, she wasn't drunk as far as I know.

Funny afterwards I suppose, but the weeing person should be the one cleaning it up and that would require proper cleaning.

JenaiMathis · 19/12/2012 12:47

I've done it - and I'm not even going to namechange.

I was fairly pissed (but I've been far drunker); hopped out of bed and proceded to wee in a dirty linen basket.

It was very much like sleepwalking - something I used to do as a teen. In fact a couple of times when I was 13 or so I wandered into the bathroom and weed on the loo right in front of the lodger (we eventually fitted a lock!) but had little recollection of it the next day. Or like when you're small and wet the bed, dreaming that you're on the loo.

The OP's dh's reaction that "shit happens" isn't great, but then nor are some of the reactions on this thread tbh.

valiumredhead · 19/12/2012 12:50

I'm with hoho this is not funny at all, how can it be funny to get so drunk you piss on the carpet?

And to say it is common to piss in a baby's cot?!! I'm speechless and can assure you it is not common.

JenaiMathis · 19/12/2012 12:51

x-posts Amber

I am quite certain I'm not the person you know as I never breathed a word to anyone irl. So there are at least several of us!

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 12:51

i don't get the major disgust at wee tbh. it isn't poo - wee to me is just smelly water. as long as it's cleaned up it's no big deal.

valiumredhead · 19/12/2012 12:52

Well, if you go down that route poo is just old food!

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 12:54

yes, but it is rotten and smells much worse, goes thru a different digestive process.

urine still has positive qualities. it has just gone thru the bodies filters.

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