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To be livid that DP pissed...

141 replies

WhatEverItIsIDidntDoIt · 19/12/2012 07:32

...on the bedroom floor!

He went out for work drinks last night, came home in a great mood at 10pm and held a full blown conversation with me so I was under the impression he was sober!

Roll on 45 minutes later we are in bed and he is snoring like you wouldn't believe, it takes me literally slapping his face to wake him to get him to sleep on is side. Normality resumes and I drift of to sleep.

2 hours later I find him standing in the corner of the room where all my electrical items are having a merry piss that would make a camel proud! I shouted at him to stop and a few obscenities to which he told me to shhh it was hands free??

AIBU to make him get a carpet cleaner in to disinfect my lovely fluffy cream carpet!

OP posts:
dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 09:42

I don't think it's that common

I spent 20 years as a party girl with mostly male friends, I can think of maybe 2 or 3 guys doing this.

I would be furious if DH did this and even more furious if his response was 'shit happens'. I mean, for real??? Hope you're not accepting that OP because that's bullshit.

FTRsawMammykissingSantaClaus · 19/12/2012 09:44

My DH almost pissed in the wardrobe in our hotel room on our weeding night, the only thing hanging in there was my beautiful white satin wedding dress, I (luckily) hadn't been drinking and flung myself across the room to redirect him, we only made it as far as the bath but at least my dress was safe Hmm

WattHoHoHo · 19/12/2012 10:04

I've got a few stories about my sister's exDP, who I shall call C.

DSis and C were in bed after a night on the town. DSis is woken in the middle of the night by C clawing at her pyjama bottoms. She said words to the effect of "NO chance of any funny business! Go back to sleep." C replied in a very pissed off tone "I am TRYING to go to the toilet!" DSis very quickly manhandled C into the bathroom Smile

The 2nd story is when he and Dsis were staying at DM's at Christmas in the spare room. My other sister and her DH were also staying there in DM's bedroom. DM was sleeping downstairs on the sofa. I was at DH's family so I missed all the excitement! The sleeping arrangements are integral to the story btw! OK - C got up for a pee in the middle of the night. He made it to the bathroom OK but must have got disorientated on the way back. Other DSis and BIL were woken up by C clambering into bed with them!

C's mum tells the story of the 1st time she took C to a swimming baths. She explained to him that if he needed a wee, he must get out of the pool. 2 minutes later, she spots C standing on the edge of the pool, peeing into the water. "But I did get out of the water like you told me to" Grin

KellyEllyChristmasBelly · 19/12/2012 10:33

He's response to me telling him way he did was "shit happens" At that point I would go stratospheric. What a twat.

Crawling · 19/12/2012 10:40

God we have a role reversal in our house DP has never done this but I have in DP drawer for socks [flush] I did clean it and had a massive hang over was very mortified am I the only woman who has done this? ds went through a period of doing this every night in my wardrobe he was not drunk obviously.

KellyEllyChristmasBelly · 19/12/2012 10:46

ds went through a period of doing this every night in my wardrobe he was not drunk obviously. That's completely forgivable. Drunk husband no way. At least you were embarrassed, her DH seems to have a fuck it attitude about it. It's that that would piss me off more than the pissing!!

whois · 19/12/2012 10:52

her DH seems to have a fuck it attitude about it. It's that that would piss me off more than the pissing!!

Yeah I'd expect an apology and him to book the carpet cleaner, but I'd probably laugh about it with him as long as none of my clothes were in the firing line.

It's less to do with ring paralytic and more to be in that sleep/wake state where the need to go to the toilet is overwhelming but you're still half in dream land.

Several times in dreams I've been desperately looking for a toilet... And woken up just as I was about to let go! Thank god ive never pissed the bed (since childhood I suppose) but when I've nearly let go its been in the morning while having reasonably lucid and controllable dreams.

shellshock7 · 19/12/2012 10:54

My DF once got in bed with his friends MIL (who had been babysitting) after getting lost in the way back from the toilet....but the best worst I've ever heard is a friends BF who peed on her mum and dad in bed whilst they were on a caravan holiday GrinBlush

MrsKeithRichards · 19/12/2012 10:55

Common? Maybe, still fucking rank.

catsmother · 19/12/2012 10:59

My ex did this a few times - revolting.

I don't think it's willful pissing - as in, I don't care, I'll go where I want - it actually seems to be like a form of sleepwalking where they imagine they're in the loo and can even hold a conversation of sorts as you're screeching at them "WTF do you think you're doing". Not that that makes it any less disgusting. Frankly, if they're prone to this after a skinful I think they should sleep in the garden.

But what I've always wondered is this .... if this happens to some men when they've been drinking, why doesn't it happen to some women too ? Or are they just too ashamed to confess to peeing in appropriate places ?

As for the "shit happens" - how bloody contemptuous. Too damn right get him to arrange and pay for a professional carpet clean!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 19/12/2012 11:02

HoHo I'm with you on this one! Its fucking diabolical to get so drunk you piss on your own fucking floor.

I can't believe how many people put up with this! Child pee, yes, animal pee, yes, DRUNKEN HUMAN PEE!!!!???? NO

flipflopper · 19/12/2012 11:03

hahaha these are making me LOL!!

DH has done it twice! I have never let him live it down. The first time, he stood at th top of the stairs and pissed all the way down them! Second time was into the box of xmas decorations! I had to slap him to make him realise what was going on.

I hate it when he has had too much to drink, he shouts out in his sleep really really pisses me off.

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 19/12/2012 11:05

Cannot believe you think its funny to be so drunk you can't control where you piss.

AvonCallingBarksdale · 19/12/2012 11:05

OP, I have heard of this happening before, so don't think he's alone. It make me laugh a lot..... until you said his response was "shit happens". That would make me really rather Xmas Angry. Changes my opinion of him from a pissed DH fumbling around for the loo into a bit of a dickhead. Sorry.

AvonCallingBarksdale · 19/12/2012 11:06

shit happens

AvonCallingBarksdale · 19/12/2012 11:06

It made, not make obv!

Crawling · 19/12/2012 11:07

Catsmum as I said I'm a woman who has done this I was really drunk though it was my 21st birthday after not going out or drinking at all for 2 years as I was pg and bf before then.

trikken · 19/12/2012 11:09

It is disgusting and I'd make him clean it up.

Bil once peed in mil's microwave after a heavy night out, she was not impressed to find it like that in the morning! I dont understand why people need to drink to excess, one or two are enough for me.

HorraceTheChristmasOtter · 19/12/2012 11:10

My Grandma still loudly tells everyone at Christmas about the time my Grandpa came home with her after the uni ball opened her wardrobe and pissed all over her new coat. It's been her favorite story for over 50 years apparently...

dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 11:11

Yeah I don't really get all the LOLs

It's fucking rank, men getting so drunk they piss all over the house

Angelico · 19/12/2012 11:11

^^ what Avon said.

notsofrownieface · 19/12/2012 11:14

I am a woman, and I have done this, I was sleep walking and thought I was on the loo. Nope I was sat on the washing basket. Thankfully dirty washing. I had had maybe 3 glasses of wine with food, so a little tipsy but not shit faced.

Has your dp ever slept walked?

Pandemoniaa · 19/12/2012 11:20

OK, it is rank. There's no doubt about it. So yes, YANBU to expect your DH to do some serious carpet cleaning and be very remorseful.

But it really isn't that unusual and some men do seem to prowl the house like sleepwalkers until their confused brain sees some sort of receptacle that they confuse for a lav. Said receptacle often being terribly wrong.

We had a friend who was notorious for it. His worst excess was when he was discovered, after a party he was staying overnight at, taking neat aim into the typewriter that was being used to write a thesis. It was by sheer luck that a whole page of complicated references didn't get pissed on. He also had issues with trying to get out of bedrooms to go to the lav in the dead of night by attempting to open doors from the hinged side. So it would sound like an enraged elephant was trying to break free from captivity. It was all the more dangerous when the elephant calmed down. Because that usually meant he'd managed to open another door. Usually the wardrobe...

TreeDecoratingAndPresents · 19/12/2012 11:26

Oh that is really nasty. If dh ever did a wee anywhere outside of the toilet, he'd be finding a new place to sleep until I calmed down could take weeks

WeeWeeWeeAllTheWayHome · 19/12/2012 11:30

I'm a woman and I've done this before.

It was at a friend's house when I was in sixth form and to my utter humiliation, I didn't even twig what I'd done until I'd got home the next day, so he must have just thought I didn't care as I hungoverly breezily left that morning.

It came back to me as a very hazy memory, and one that I couldn't quite trust, so thought it was best not to ask if I had in fact done a wee in the corner of the room that him and his girlfriend were asleep in.

We're not friends any more Blush.