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To be livid that DP pissed...

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WhatEverItIsIDidntDoIt · 19/12/2012 07:32

...on the bedroom floor!

He went out for work drinks last night, came home in a great mood at 10pm and held a full blown conversation with me so I was under the impression he was sober!

Roll on 45 minutes later we are in bed and he is snoring like you wouldn't believe, it takes me literally slapping his face to wake him to get him to sleep on is side. Normality resumes and I drift of to sleep.

2 hours later I find him standing in the corner of the room where all my electrical items are having a merry piss that would make a camel proud! I shouted at him to stop and a few obscenities to which he told me to shhh it was hands free??

AIBU to make him get a carpet cleaner in to disinfect my lovely fluffy cream carpet!

OP posts:

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 19/12/2012 12:59

I think if you don't get it, i can't explain it.

I missed the pissing in the babys cot post....i have no words for that.

valiumredhead · 19/12/2012 13:02

Honestly if my dh pissed on anywhere but the toilet or compost heap he would be an ex pretty sharpish and I'm damn sure he would think the same about me.

Crawling · 19/12/2012 13:03

Funny I normally sleep walk to but when sober I pee in the toilet while sleeping its just when drunk I must of tried to do it lost my bearings and peed in the wrong place.

Crawling · 19/12/2012 13:04

But judging peoples aversion to pee their going to find old age hard.

valiumredhead · 19/12/2012 13:06

Nope, massive difference to not being able to control it and getting so drunk you have no idea where you are peeing.

thegreylady · 19/12/2012 13:07

Mine once opened the wardrobe door instead of the en-suite door when he was drunk.I heard him bumbling about and swearing,"where's the bloody bog?" etc. I was just in time to redirect him.

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 13:09

no i don't 'get it' i suppose. i am not hung up about bodily functions or fluids. dp and i share a toothbrush and i wee in my bath and shower - as the urine helps eczma on my legs. some people drink their wee for health purposes - i wouldn't go that far tho :)

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 19/12/2012 13:09

What valium say, being incontinent in old age is in no way comparable to being so drunk you piss in your bedroom/wardrobe/childs cot.

Not remotely similar.

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 19/12/2012 13:09

*said

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 13:10

so valium - out of curiosity - is it not the wee part but the drunken lack of control which would bother you most?

HoHoHokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 19/12/2012 13:11

I am not hung up about bodily functions, i am hung up on people pissing my bedroom - it is very different.

AllYoursJingleBellbooshka · 19/12/2012 13:11

Rub his nose in it next time.

Yuck.

Adviceinscotland · 19/12/2012 13:17

My dh did this in my mums front cupboard many years ago on Xmas night. All over the hanging up coats and shoes lined up on the floor.

To say we were nearly divorced over it is not a understatement. What made it worse is I thought he had done it in the porch corner so cleaned it up only to get a phone call from my parents later to say they had spend their boxing day clearing up my husbands piss and trying to salvage what shoes etc they could.

Dh had to give a very grovelling apology and has never had that much to drink again (8 years next week) had he ever done it again it def would have been the end of us as I was so disgusted.

Once could possibly be a mistake, twice would be a choice.

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 13:21

I did say as long as he cleans it up! I wouldn't leave it there and think it was fine - the same as if it was coffee or tea, or anything else. But they wouldn't be a an ex pretty sharpish over it. If it was every week or month i'd be annoyed. one offs not so much.

However if DP squatted down and laid a cable it might be a different matter!

Mspontipine · 19/12/2012 13:21

Vile. I had someone do it in my flat against my bedroom door. I was absolutely fuming. Woke him up @>>ked him one last time made him clean him up then dumped him. What a twunt.

Mspontipine · 19/12/2012 13:22

*clean it up.

Urgh

dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 13:23

Um yeah, I'm not hung up on bodily fluids either.

If DH had a medical problem that meant he couldn't control himself, I would have no problem cleaning up after him and making sure he didn't feel embarrassed, it would really not be a big deal.

And no, it would not be the end of the world if DH pissed on the carpet when drunk, obviously far worse can happen, but at the same time I don't think it's particularly funny -- it's vile and I'd hope he'd be mortified and clean up after himself.

BumgrapesofWrath · 19/12/2012 13:23

Shall I confess this? It's an anonymous forum after all!

It's not the DH in this household that is the drunk pee-er.... it's me!

I once crammed myself into a tight corner of the hallway, thinking it was a toilet (we had a small bathroom then). Didn't twig I wasn't in the toilet until my feet were soaked. Went back to bed, and in the morning had some weird recollection of weeing somewhere, but wasn't 100% sure, but was confirmed by wet carpet and splatters all over my trouser belt...

This was pre-children in my more binge drinking days.

I think a lot of posters are a bit uptight about this, me and DH laugh about my weeing incidents (though he is very laid-back). Doesn't make me disgusting, and I didn't have an alcohol problem. It just happens (though not now as I am now tee-total).

DontstepontheBaubles · 19/12/2012 13:24

This is pretty gross. Perhaps if I date again, this ought to be something I ask in the vetting process I'd have to subtle or he'd wonder why I asked such an odd question. I couldn't cope with this though. I'd be livid.

I'd definitely make him rug doctor the carpet pronto.

Crawling · 19/12/2012 13:24

Can I ask as its not the urine (because you don't mind it in old age) do you feel the same if your dp is so drunk he vomits ( I personally prefer urine to vomit) I might be a bit hardened to this having worked as a supervisor in a nightclub where I had to frequently clean blood vomit and piss. Also had to apply first aid I have to say though while I didn't relish sorting issues in the men's toilet (piss everywhere) I preferred it to the girls used sanitary towels not in the bin and period run down the side of the toilet and on the seat sinks blocked with vomit after that a bit off pee seems mild.

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 13:26

vomit is much worse in my book. the smell turns my stomach much more than pee.

AvonCallingBarksdale · 19/12/2012 13:28

so valium - out of curiosity - is it not the wee part but the drunken lack of control which would bother you most?

I'm not answering for Valium, of course, but it's neither of the above that bother me most, it's the fact that the OP's DH said, of the event, shit happens. That suggests to me that he literally does not give a shit, which IMVHO is not on. It's not about the wee or the pissedness, it's about the lack of respect.

Eeebygum · 19/12/2012 13:30

My DP nearly peed on the sofa once after a drinking session. Thank god I was still up! And after I asked him what the fuck he was doing, he looked at me all confused as if I was mental for thinking he actually wasn't pissing in the toilet :/

Hands free made me laugh though...

Definitely milk this for all it's worth

Spuddybean · 19/12/2012 13:34

Agree with that Avon - that's rude.

dreamingbohemian · 19/12/2012 13:35

Crawling, I worked in bars and nightclubs for many years, I've done all the same as you (and yes, why is the ladies always so much more disgusting??? ) but I would still find DH peeing or puking or whatever in our house really gross.

It's not just the physical nature of the stuff, it's the act, it just seems really disrespectful and careless and unnecessary.

Sure, mistakes happen, but I would expect him to agree that it's vile and won't happen again, not be all 'oh whatever, it's totally common and no big deal'.

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