MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

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No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

I love dh but that's because he's in Telford very much

Room for all in m'bosom at the moment! Come one, come all

I don't think I'm always an utter cunt. But I think some people tend to bring out the utter cuntiness in me IYSWIM.

I agree with everyone that I like. It takes a lot to offend me.
My DH is offending me at the moment though and he isn't even here.

Why do people consider LeQ scary?

I judge you if you find Miranda funny. Almost as much as I judge you if you find Frankie Boyle funny.

If LaQueen Is LeQueen, i've managed to disagree fairly strongly on some issues without ever being offended.

when someone really hacks me off - then i am offensive. not offended.

i think most people are cunts at least some of the time.

Ah thank you everlong

Have a

U iz cuntz and all hate menz!

Hope I've offended you all.

I could offend many of you by mentioning my age

everlong yes she is. I won't sugar coat it

tantrums is a cunt. We're all cunts.

LeQ - perhaps you ought to point out good hair, nice decor and a ginormous ego isn't catching , they might come closer then.

You may be young sp

But I still feel and act 18. So therefore I am younger than you.

Haha

About to be a teeny bit serious:

'But there seems to be a need on MN lately for everyone to take everything/everyone very seriously, and that agenda is being pushed pretty aggressively at the moment.'

I can't recall who I C&Pd this from but I don't think it's necessarily true. It seems more like there's a campaign against anyone who refuses to take everything in a lighthearted way even if it is properly offensive.

It was me, Eds. I do have to draw your attention to something you posted yesterday -

EdsRedeemingQualities Mon 05-Nov-12 17:28:57
I think I have an agenda. I'm on a constant crusade to try and make everyone take everyone else seriously.

It's possibly not a great idea.

Sorry. I'm crap at advanced search, but TIO is a different matter.

Miranda is rubbish. It isn't funny the one episode I watched
Modern family is funny
babies with moustaches are funny

I am offended by bleddy and fecking.

It's BLOODY and FUCKING.

Over and out.

tantrums its what your birth cert says that counts.

Unless you're working somewhere with a very restrictive no-swearing in emails filter which even picks up douchebag. Then it is fecking and bleddy and dbag and french swearwords and FFS all over the place.

bupcakes I agree. That is an absolute disgrace

I am offended by fck, sht, c*nt.

For fucks sake either write the whole fucking word or don't bother.
Say oh my goodness. Or for gosh sake.

The PooBaby OP said 'Bleddy'.