To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

A new T-rex thread and Mitmoo You Know Who? This is a good day on MN

(sometimes I think it's all the same person).

I'm going out now so will bit this thread a fond farewell as I suspect it will have gone before I return [sob]

bid not bit

I agree with Hecate.

I don't even know if Hecate has actually posted on this thread, but I don't see why that should stop me....

I agree with RustyBear about agreeing with Hecate.

Agreeing with Hectate will cover you in 99% of situations.

The remaining 1% are covered by 'fuck off wankbadger'

Be very careful not to mix those up though.

Pleeeeeeaaase come back and post some more, OP. I've had a crappy day and this is cheering me right up!

I disagree with Pagwatch on principle but agree with RustyBear.

"fuck off wankbadger".

I reckon I could have used that about 6 times today and no-one would have judged me unreasonable.

All the unreasonable people in the world have been attracted to me today. In fact I'm surprised the OP isn't parked outside my house on double yellow lines which she painted there specially to piss me off.

I respect ThatBloodyKnids viewpoint

I formula fed my children, but I've never done anything so dreadfully common as buy fish and chips for lunch

Poor Kungfu

I could get DD to laminate 'fuck off wankbadger' for you?

can I have a laminated wankbadger please? If I ask nicely?

How unlucky, does sound spiteful of her!

I agree with everyone - except the OP.
It's half term here but I haven't resorted the fish and chips yet, especially not for lunch!

I love fish and chips for lunch. Yum.

Yes gnu, of course

Dd just drew me a picture of fish and chips to eat. She is now working on tw and shouty entitled woman with potty for mouth. Genius and no calories or parking ticket...result!

Urgh I wouldnt formula feed my children.

Putting the fish and chips in a blender and then bottle feeding the young un's is the way forward.

HTH.

I have probably been a bit unreasonable all round, it's been a shit few months! Glad to see you've all had good fun here though. Over and out.

Oh and the battered sausage was for baby, weaning at 5 months, you know how it goes, BIG baby.

Fair play OP :)

MNHQ can you clarify how many sockpuppets are present on this thread? It's hilarious by the way :)

Hope you got him a can of coke to go with it?

I CBA to read this now. I'll read it in 18 months when it's linked to in a classics thread.

Op's next traffic offence could be going down a one way street the wrong way, pursuing the burger van.
Or going through a redlight to get to the curry place before it shuts.