To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

rusty

Laminating the pets makes them so much more tidy. Especially when they keep wanking.

(PS My husband has just threatened to leave me if I bring home a laminated wankbadger. He didn't look reassured when I told him it would be an imaginary laminated wankbadger.)

You'll do much better with a laminated wankweasel then youwiththeface

Mumma one of these days your precious babies will be old enough to pop to the chippi with their friends and maybe they will be run over by a stupid cow pulling away from parking illegally on double lines or on the pavement!!!

Grow up.

I hope you can now laugh OP and realise what a Parking Twat you were

Chin up, move on and pay the fine!

Yanbu I hate traffic wardens.

it's been a great day,

I want a laminated ^Move out of the way, puny mortals" sign.

I want a laminated Move out of the way, puny mortals sign.

I once overstayed while I was having a fag in peace sat on the bonnet of my car. The parking warren sneaked in from from the other side and issued me a parking ticket while I was happily sucking away unaware of his presence.
I was furious and called him names. 5 years later I can see the funny side though

Thanks to you brilliant lot, DH now thinks I'm a loony for crying with laughter over my phone at this.

I think I need a laminated wankbadger too.

dont' leave your babies in the car!

Hell's teeth - that kungfupannda is SCARY!!

I did formula feed and didn't do controlled crying - but what worries me the most is that I never shagged dh with the children in the bed. Unfortunately ds1 is 19, and is away at university at the moment, and ds2 and ds3 are 15 and 17, so they might not be too happy about the idea.....

Yay mrsfuzzy

My current mn hero!
I love people who change their minds . A rare and fantabulous gift.

OP probably pays shedloads of tax which pays for loads of other people and doesn't deserve to be treated like a pariah. Life is really not designed these days for the benifit of those that contribute. Could be worse, could be French.

Probably easier to get a laminator round a wankbadger now they've cancelled the cull for the winter...

Fish and chips are surely for supper, not lunch?

Done that LineRunner

Vair common to have a chippy lunch.

(Or maybe lunch is dinner to the OP, depending on where she is)

I'd say so LineRunner.

I actually had a Greggs pastie today for luncheon although it was of the vegetarian variety

Bwahaha

I hope this thread is still here tomorrow when I have time read it!

she did try to warn you OP

i wish i could afford fish and chips for lunch....we never have fish and chips unless we go to Whitby. the fish and chips from the magpie fish posh cafe are to die for....

i feel a trip to the seaside coming on....