To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

@Pagwatch

I love the HelenMumsnet / Mitmoo conspiracy theory. It would be brilliant

Oi

Sorry Rebecca.

YABU. Yellow lines are there for a reason and it only takes a few seconds for your car to become an obstruction which causes an accident

Half term, yet again.

when is it not okay to formula feed and shag with your child in the bed? DS1 is 34 but I'm asking for a friend

Haahaa!

I'd have given you a ticket for littering to, so you could call me a fucking bitch and not just a bitch.

Op reminds me a bit of a woman I used to work with.
She was a right arsebadger.

YABU. And I don't even have kids.

How much is a parking ticket these days?

Do you get a summons if you don't pay up?

OP having a nap after scoffing the fish and chips .

I think Rebecca is just jealous cause we thought it was Helen and not her

Can you please all stop with the fish and chip references. Feeling the first pangs of homesickness at the thought.

I'm having a very shit day at my very shit job, but this has cheered me up no end.

Keep it up OP, don't back down now or my day will go back to shit again.

(Oh and were the chips for you or your babies? It's important to me so I can dial up my judge-o-meter correctly)

Gin

I think Hobnobs is right

WHY are you meanies laying into OP like this?? Shame on you.

Its not OP's fault she lives under a bridge and eats little billy goats for dinner. (Lunch is of course, fish and chips)

Oh MNHQ please don't delete this , tis a laff!!

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It's so foggy and I want chips so much right now. Everyone with chips is a fecking chipheaded fecker.

Op you sound awfully common. And that is coming from someone who breastfed both children until they were 7 and has a fantastically high powered job. Respect and dignity are backbones of society and it is the likes of oiks double parking and using profanities that brings society down!

This cheered me up until I checked the OP previous posts.

Seriously your DC are 3ish and 5ish months not little babies. A 3 year old can get out its car seat and cause trouble or injure either of them. They shouldn't be left together double yellow or not. Plus a 3 year old will pick up on your vile and abusive language.

I am trying to fathom out how you do controlled crying while you are in bed with your child

Do you just sort of turn over and send the baby to Coventry?

Or does it count as 'controlled crying' if you are too busy shagging your husband to chuck your baby a bottle of formula?