To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

Be thankful that she couldn't give you a ticket for littering as well I would have done

You parked badly and you knew you did so why the fuck do you think you have the right to through a strop at someone who was just doing their job? You don't know that she wasn't on duty at the time...

you left the kids in the car? parked on a d yellow? scream and swear in public like a fish wife? heck i bet your fun to live with when you have pmt! seriously though this post is a wind up isn't it?

Why does she sound like a jobsworth?!

The woman was doing her job, even gave the OP the opportunity to move her ILLEGALLY PARKED car which she chose to ignore.

OP you are most definitely being unreasonable and also extremely rude.

Throw not through

she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket

That's why I called her a jobsworth squishy.

Seriously???? And you lot are the same people that think it's ok to shag your husbands while your baby is in the bed, to do cc and feed your poor babies shit formula from day one because you can't be bothered to breast feed. Not sure I value your opinions so not sure why I put this here in first place. Mind you I expect most of you are in dead end shit jobs like this jobsworth so sympathise with her.

Is this real?

Have I got this right?

You parked on double yellows to leave your babies in the car, so you could nip and get your chips?
Warden told you not to park there. You ignored. She gave you a ticket. You chucked it on the floor and called her a bitch?

You need to get a grip.
You'll still have to pay the fine.
Yabu.
And I hope you learn some manners before your children are old enough to understand what was happening.

Yabu. Thoroughly unreasonable.
Now,what we really want to know is if you fed the dc chips :0 Interesting weaning!

With your last post, op. I think you might be on the wrong website. Have you read any of the cc threads?

Lol at you op.

I'm afraid the chips are firmly on your shoulders

Fab reply op. House!!

:) hahahahahahaha

Right, so we have..

• parked on a double yellow with a sense of entitlement
• feeding very young children fish and chips for lunch
• swearing at someone doing their job and calling her a "fecking bitch" in your children's earshot
• littering, with a ticket you need to pay your fine

Are you deliberately trying to enrage every section of Mumsnet?

Was it one of those special "no parking unless it's only for two minutes while you pick up your fish and chips" double yellows?

Oh wait, those don't exist. So YABU, obviously

You could have a least waited till I got my bingo card out

Hilarious!

WOW, having a bad day OP? Join the club.

Well your degree in bolloxology is certainly serving you well!

That's just it though clipped the OP doesn't know if the traffic warden was on patrol or not.

Not everyone who uses MN formula feeds, does CC or co-sleeps. It's not like a hive mind. But you park illegally, you risk getting a ticket. There's no need to flounce off. YWBU.

OK as I suspected complete piss take.
OP off u trot
Everyone else move away from the thread , nothing to see here

What if a car had hit yours whilst it was parked? Yellow lines are for safety. I would never put my kids at risk like that.

Insults won't help either, OP. YABVVU

mummahubba if you don't value the opinion of others when they disagree why actually put your OP on here? What were you honestly expecting?

Do we have to be in shit dead end jobs to sympathise with a traffic Warden doing their job?.

Going by your first post: YABU.

Going by your second post: you are utterly ridiculous!

(Oh and just in case it makes any difference (which it doesn't): I have breastfeed a lot, not done CC and am not in a dead end job.)

Hahahahahahaha well done OP, vair amusing