To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

I love this thread although I am amazed it is still here for me to see! Hahahaha - the OP is something else!

Is it half-term already?

OP YAVVVVU to make me want fish and chips at this time of night, what on earth do you think you are playing at? How very dare you!

Goodnight!

You should have just stuck to fruit shoots, crisps and chocolate bars for meals and not deviated to hot fast food.

OP come baaaack, we need to know who else you've argued with today.

Somebody please...who is Mitmoo?

Mitmoo is apparently a troll. Banned many times, I believe, and some say is still coming back under different names.

I don't know if this is true. I can't think of any Mitmoo threads off the top of my head and wouldn't know her/him if I fell over them. I only know it from reading references to it on other threads.

And now the whole Mitmoo thing has become a bit of a joke. (say mitmoo 3 times and she will appear... )

I am Mitmoo

That ^ poster's neighbour kept giving her gifts. She claimed he either had MH issues or SN. Don't remember which. Anyway, that was one weird thread. More than one weird thread, possibly. Don't think I posted, just sat there reading like this .

Was she the porch light poster too?

OMG. Mitmoo IS the MN Candyman.

Or even [hshock]

It was the security light in her back garden, I think. But yes, that was .

The rumour is that HelenMumsnet is Mitmoo.

:)

Watch yourself, Empress.

The last person who suggested that has disappeared.

Rumour has it Helen was seen round the back of Tech's shed with a big bin liner and a shovel...

I have only read the ops posts, but this has cheered me up.

Trying to imagine bf, while CC while having the baby in the bed. If you are doing that you have misread something. :)

As for the OP yabu and a fecking bitch yourself.

Won't you get a bit soggy, Empress? [innocent]

What happened to the t-rex thread anyway?

SDTG - I'm not scary. See halloween horror thread where I admit to being terrified of people who jump out while wearing masks.

I can't believe this thread is still here

I want one of those laminated wankbadger thingys.

chaotic we are struggling to catch the badger wanking. Once we catch him we can laminate him.

I'll keep an eye out

I take it all back, kungfupannda - you are both cuddly and wuddly.

Oh - and:

BOO

[hgrin]