To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

[hbiscuit]

In the Puddle? Nah. It's the warmest, snuggliest place on MN.

The T-Rex thread was pulled. Sandy and Helen said the OP was someone they'd banned a gazillion times for really nasty stuff and that while on occasion they turned a blind eye to trolls and banned posters, the username was going too far this time.

It wasn't entirely clear whether this was the original Sharon poster or an impostor though.

Oh no! I hope it was an imposter. Sharon is ace. Well, not her but the Sharon OP.

Thanks Empress, I was wondering about that.

It probably means all the Sharon threads are dodgy though. Which is in some ways rather sad, but probably a massive relief that no-one actually exists who could possibly think that way [hgrin]

The puddle is definately the warmest and snuggliest place on MN!

SDTG you should join us there, we are having a Halloween party! You are all invited [hgrin]

And it has cakes.

Did I hear mention of cakes? I like cakes! And mumsnetters. And quiches. And especially mumsnetters quiches with cakes. [happy]

What about treacle toffee?

And parkin?

I would be parkin myself over on the Puddle thread, if only I could find it. [hopeless]

You can come and try out our new hot tub if you bring parkin.

YABU for 'fecking' the word is 'fucking' stop pretending you are not sweaing when you are.

[tries to decide between fight or flight]

[smacks SDTG in the face before running away screaming]

[Best of both worlds]

OWWWWW!!!

feed your poor babies shit formula from day one because you can't be bothered to breast feed

FUCK OFF

you left out the part about eating healthy foods and being a good influence on your children hence why you would be eating a fat laden, too lazy too cook, chippy takeaway. [hhmm]

No, LilQueenie - sadly she is right. I formula fed all three of mine, due to problems with breastfeeding, and you should see them now - all taller than me, strapping, athletic, active, sporty young men, all doing well at school. I blame myself.