To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

Wow op! You're an arsehole!

YABU on so many fronts.

But having fish and chips for lunch

How frightfully common.

Shit all my kids are too old for either FF or CC. DH is in work so can't shag him in front of anyone erm OP I'm struggling here, oh and I have a good job too bugger I'm stuffed.

OP I bet you park in resident only car parks when you are late to pick up your little darlings from school as well as double yellows

Is it just me who thinks MNHQ start these threads every now and again to give us all a good chance to get our angst out? I reckon it's Olivia. Maybe Helen.

damn, I've fallen for a wind up haven't I? Can someone put me on their spreadsheet in the 'gullible' column please?

Will no one agree with the poor love?

I actually thought that HelenMumsnet was Mitmoo, but then I have always liked a good conspiracy theory.

Wooooow this site is full of BITCHES...and you're all parents!? Lay off the woman. How is the view from those high horses? Ha ha actually amusing it's like watching a playground argument.

Next time put your hazard lights on OP. That entitles you to park anywhere, anytime even P&C spaces with no kids

"Seriously???? And you lot are the same people that think it's ok to shag your husbands while your baby is in the bed, to do cc and feed your poor babies shit formula from day one because you can't be bothered to breast feed. Not sure I value your opinions so not sure why I put this here in first place. Mind you I expect most of you are in dead end shit jobs like this jobsworth so sympathise with her."

I actually laughed out loud at this!

You aren't a regular to MN are you

Love it!

I think you're right, LRD. It's probably an attempt from MNHQ to encourage bonding amongst us all.

oh the socks are coming out of the cupboard now.

I agree with Pagwatch.

No, macie, we aren't all bitches; only some of us are. And we aren't all parents either [helpful]

understand reacation but very silly thing to do

Does anyone else really fancy fish and chips now?

Am I the only one who now wants fish and chips? With ketchup of course. And tea, bread and butter...mmmnn lovely

My first ever

I hope this thread doesn't disappear before my goat reads it....

Ha, crossposted

Yup, I saw those socks too hobnobs. Someone should pick them up.

Now you lot, you're just silly. Of course the double yellows are there for other people.

Co-sleeping and controlled-crying: isn't that rather a contradiction in parenting terms? Anyone actually done it?

I KNEW I lost a sock recently!