To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

[mummahubba]

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

Bloody idiot

Baroness, you would have to lie in bed with your pfb beside you crying and put your hands firmly over your ears . It would be a bit noisy.

dolomites whose husband are you shagging?

YABU for getting lunch from a chip shop.

Frightfully common.

FrustratedSycamoreBonks I don't think it is!

Presumbly you understand why there are double yellow lines in some places? Or are you not old enough to have taken a driving test yet? You'd really have something to gripe about if your very small babies were mangled in the car whilst you were getting your chips just because you put them in danger and parked illegally.

If this is real, it was a big mistake throwing away the ticket too. In some places you pay less if you pay up quickly. You won't be able to now will you and you'll have the traffic warden chasing you for payment. Expensive chips!

Do I get a badge for calling it fake troll first?

Is this one of the naughty MNHQ playing it up for laughs.

It better not be my husband or I shall oull your hair and scratch your eyes out and call you a beeyatch

Ear plugs

Btw why don't I have a goat...I want a goat...I'm entitled to a goat.

Reindeer MNHQ reckon it's genuine

chaotic I'm afraid all the goats are taken.

"YABU for getting lunch from a chip shop.

Frightfully common."

Absolutely - if you are going to have chips for lunch at least have a sit down meal (our local chippy has restaurant)

She has posted before.

I think this thread really is all that it appears to be!

WARNING: Serious point

Surely you'd get done for the double parking over and above the double yellows?

OP you need to contact the Daily fail. Don't forget your sad face.

DH just offered to buy fish and chips for dinner. And have it delivered, so no risk of traffic wardens!

Chaotic, buy your own, you freeloader you!

Frustrated that's just my luck that

if i co slept i'd never had 6 kids! our mutual friend seems to have gone to ground or may be to the offy on the bus lane. it's great thuis thread she/he posted at 13.57 and 6 pages and 126 messages later we're still here.there's smoke coming out of my laptop with the sheer excitement of reading the next installment.

Fish and chips always taste better midday with a steaming cuppa.

Could the OP be fined for littering too?

If this is real YABVVVVU and should not have spoken to the attendant like that. Is it JK for you next?

No Reindeer, because that would be troll hunting, and therefore very very norty!......

I only shag other people's husbands with the baby in bed.

Surely this is a joke!

Wow you are very nasty. WTF has formula feeding and controlled crying got to do with illegally parking. FF and CC are perfectly legal and FF in particular is the only option for some people.

I would do the same thing as you and often have outside the chippy, however it is my choice and if I get caught I couldn't really call the parking warden a bitch as I know I'm not actually allowed to do it. I would be pissed off with myself though!