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To have told this woman she's a fecking bitch

316 replies

mummahubba · 23/10/2012 13:57

I probably was a bit unreasonable BUT I double parked to leave dc (very small babies) in the car outside the fish and chip shop while I ran in and picked up order. Bitch car parking woman called out to me from her van as I was walking in the shop that I was parked on a double yellow. Literally 1 second later she was outside putting a ticket on my car and I was literally out of my car for 3 min while I picked up lunch. I was incensed that she wasn't even on patrol but had spotted me from her van and gone out of her sodding way to give me a ticket. I was so angry I called her a fecking bitch and threw the ticket on the floor. Dc too young to notice. Bit embarrassed about anyone else who saw though. Miserable cow!

OP posts:
starmaker7 · 23/10/2012 14:20

the amount of people I see illegally parking whilst I am just going about my daily business makes me wish I was a parking attendant .I would be ticketing left right and centre ,especially at school !!

BeautifulBlondePineapple · 23/10/2012 14:20

Good god are you for real? If so, you are unbelievably rude, entitled and judgemental.

While we're on the subject of judging....what kind of car do you drive?

YouOldSlag · 23/10/2012 14:21

Right, I wasn't going to wade in, but here goes:

OP, I breast fed, I don't do CC, I don't have sex with babies in the bed, and I STILL disagree with you! and even if I I did do the things on your list, I would still be entitled to an opinion on people who ignore road markings and abuse people in public. AND leave very small babies in a car because your desire for chips outdid common sense, the law, and politeness.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 23/10/2012 14:21

Yep, all of the above op.

We are all shagging co sleeping controlled crying formula feeding bitches.

But we don't park illegally, leave our babies in the car, and abuse traffic wardens.

PatriciaHolm · 23/10/2012 14:21

"Seriously???? And you lot are the same people that think it's ok to shag your husbands while your baby is in the bed, to do cc and feed your poor babies shit formula from day one because you can't be bothered to breast feed. Not sure I value your opinions so not sure why I put this here in first place. Mind you I expect most of you are in dead end shit jobs like this jobsworth so sympathise with her"

I can just visualise the OP typing in an impotent rage Grin Well, none of the above apply to me, so do you value my opinion, OP?

Seriously, what did you expect?!!!

Felicitywascold · 23/10/2012 14:21

Hilarious OP 3.5/10

Seriously???? And you lot are the same people that think it's ok to shag your husbands while your baby is in the bed, to do cc and feed your poor babies shit formula from day one because you can't be bothered to breast feed.

But my Baby isn't poor.

Hth

mrsfuzzy · 23/10/2012 14:21

as a matter of interest when you are slagging off peoples employment are you actually working? i certainly wouldn't employ such a foul mouth person in my company if i was a boss as a nurse i have to deal with people like you every day mores the pity.

Nuttyprofessor · 23/10/2012 14:21

I breast fed all 3, hate CC, jobs great and I still think you are an entitled twit ok

YouOldSlag · 23/10/2012 14:22

Did you honestly think, OP, that we would all agree with what you did and pat you on the back and ask if you enjoyed your chips?

treaclesoda · 23/10/2012 14:22

well, that's me told then. I'm a crap mum with a crap life and I'm a bitch. All courtesy of someone who has never met me, but based solely on the fact that I post on mumsnet .

Thanks for clearing that up for me. Hmm

onetiredUTTERLYTERRIFYINGmummy · 23/10/2012 14:22

However OP I'm deducting points as you forgot to mention parent parking spaces & buggies on the bus in your 2nd post.

Dawndonna · 23/10/2012 14:22

Are you the woman that parked in a blue badge space the other day, and then had a go at my dd when she complained? Bet you are.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 23/10/2012 14:23

No worries. Smile

Glad you see things more clearly now, maybe next time you'll see the double yellows a bit more clearly too, eh?

ChaoticismyLife · 23/10/2012 14:23

Awww...didums, poor likkle op having a tantrum Grin

This has to be a wind up.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 23/10/2012 14:23

is that you mitmoo ??

Pagwatch · 23/10/2012 14:23

Wankerwankerwankerwanker

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 23/10/2012 14:24

Off you fuck then...

FrustratedSycamoreBonks · 23/10/2012 14:24

" " what pag said

BumpingFuglies · 23/10/2012 14:25

Sadly this may be real. Off to shag DP in front of the kids.

MaryZed · 23/10/2012 14:25

Oh, this thread has possibilities Grin

AnnieLobeseder · 23/10/2012 14:26

I wasn't aware that being on MN meant you had to formula feed or do cc. Oops, naughty me. And as for shagging while baby is in bed.... well, you can't get a ticket for that, so yes, okay by me. Parking on double yellow lines and swearing at traffic wardens, you can get a ticket for. But you know that now.

BTW, you're hilarious. Are your babies called Chardonnay and Dwayne?

PS - all MNers are unfulfilled cupcake-making SAHMs, not stuck in dead-end jobs. Tsk for not knowing that.

BoysBoysBoysAndMe · 23/10/2012 14:26

I am pmsl GrinGrin

redlac · 23/10/2012 14:26

do you also rant and rave at neighbours who leave security lights on ALL night?

Binkyridesagain · 23/10/2012 14:26

You could have solved the problem by getting one of those free blue badges, I hear they're handing them out with every benefit scrounging goat who drives a motability car.

( before I get slated the above post isn't serious)

Everlong · 23/10/2012 14:26

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