to not want to kiss my DC full on the lips?

[lovelyladuree]

I have noticed this mother at the school before, kissing her DS(8) full on the lips, half a dozen times, with wet sloppy kisses outside the classroom door. This morning she was directly in front of me and it was 'mmmmm......mmmmmm......mmmmm.......mmmmmmm....etc' in our faces. I kiss my DS wherever I can aim and catch him (head,cheek,anorak). Am I being weird? When I was at home, wet sloppy kisses on the lips were for people you were married to/in a partnership with. Or AIBU?

[hiddenhome]

I think it's you lot who's weird if you spend your time snogging your children

[TheDetective]

OMG, didn't see that last post by OP. Errrrrr. WTF?!

And at User's fanjo round head.

[catgirl1976]

If you wank your DH off does that mean you can't touch your child again?

Or is it ok if you wear gloves?

[Napdamnyou]

A mother happily kissing her child is something that all humanity usually rejoices to see...to go from that to oral sex musings is weird and sad.

[missymoomoomee]

Without making myself sound slutty bad, if I were to decide which body parts I touch people with by where dh has had his knob then I would have ordered one of those bubble suits years ago.....

[hiddenhome]

Threads like this just show the bad side of MN.

Ganging up and bullying like this

[Pagwatch]

Anyone who does a mental linkage between oral sex and kissing children on the lips needs to go away and have a very long think about the way their head works.

[FrustratedSycamorePants]

cat are the gloves for wanking or touching children

[Chubfuddler]

It's not ganging up. It's just lots of individuals who think the op is bloody odd.

[Inneedofbrandy]

hiddenhome Mon 08-Oct-12 20:10:16
Threads like this just show the bad side of MN.

Ganging up and bullying like this

^YY this^

[Napdamnyou]

It's up to her where she kisses her DC, what is VVU is speculating about oral sex and being funny about another woman happily kissing her son when reunited with him.

[catgirl1976]

Either way Frustrated, but not for both.

Never touch a child with the wank glove or a penis with the child glove.

Remember the old rhyme

Touch cock with glove
But then not your little love
Touch toddler with mitts
But then not DHs bits

Advice to live by

[Pagwatch]

It isn't ganging up hiddenhome.

It is a lot of people responding over the space of a few minutes to the op posting something pretty bloody revolting.

I started to reply and then had to get DD a drink. Lots of people will have x-posted

[Chubfuddler]

I blew a raspberry on dds bum when I changed her nappy. Someone call the police.

[hiddenhome]

Wind your necks in. Some people just happen to believe that kissing on the lips is for partners, that's all. We're not all the same. Is anybody who's not the same as you classed as weird in all aspects of their lives? We're all clones now are we?

[Napdamnyou]

Ha he he splutters tea at catgirl

[FrankensteinWippery]

Kissing your child equals snogging your child? What fucking planet are you on?

That way of thinking is sick, not kissing your child on the lips, Fucking hell. I kiss my mother, brothers, sister, children all on the lips. I do not snog them.

[thebitchdoctor]

HAHHHAHAAAAHAHA... funniest question ever!!!!

Oh wait, hang on you're actually seriously asking this question OP?


Yup YABVVVVVVVU to the nth degree.

My DD is only 15mos but I LOVE kissing her little face off. When she first started giving baby kisses she would jump in with a wide open slobbery gob! All the slobber was grim but she was giving me an innocent little Baby kiss so I was delighted. And yes, she would even lick me sometimes! Manky but weirdly cute.

In a nice way, get over yourself. Parents and children kiss and thank goodness they do, it's lovely to see affection between parent and child.

[Minty82]

Ok, the oral sex point was bizarre, but I have to say I do find it a little odd when people kiss their children on the lips. Of course I smother my baby in kisses and some of them sometimes accidentally land on her mouth, but deliberately aiming for their lips seems strange to me (not 'wrong', not 'sick' - just strange!) because to me kisses on the lips are a sexual thing. My family's very physically affectionate, but my parents would kiss each other on the lips, never us.

[FrustratedSycamorePants]

Great poem cat

[Chubfuddler]

And that's fine, for them. It's not fine to make judgements about other people showing perfectly normal affection to their children.

No one tied the op down and forced her to start this thread. She asked for opinions. So you wind your neck in.

[JamieandtheMagicTorch]

I can understand not wanting to kiss your DC on the lips. Personally I think it's lovely if that's the way your DC kisses.

The oral sex comment was ridiculous, and as someone said - do you not brush your teeth?