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Wibu to have stomped downstairs and called DP a knobhead

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CanIOfferYouAPombear · 15/09/2012 07:16

I hate waking up. It takes me ages to come round and start feeling human. DP is very aware of this as he bitches and moans about it every morning. DP is used to getting up at 5.30, I hate anything before 7.

So this morning he wakes up at 5.30, tries to get me to wank him but I'm having none of it so he gets up n ready etc. all ok so far.

Then a 6.30 he comes up again and starts touching me up...it's still a no (well its actually more of a series of grunts and moans tbh).

So then...this is the bit that really riles me....he puts his fucking freezing cold hands on my legs and starts laughing! What a fucking knob! My screams wake ds up (who's also grumpy on a morning) and then DP leaves me to it and refuses to get ds up.

And that's where the story ends. I came stomping downstairs with a face like thunder, call him a knobhead and he calls me a few fruity words. Now he's not speaking to me.

Grrr...I hate mornings :(

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fridayfreedom · 15/09/2012 07:18

5.30 for a wank ??? you are so NBU!!

MrsPnut · 15/09/2012 07:19

I'd be furious and he'd be sleeping on the sofa for a few nights.

I can't bear someone touching me up when I'm asleep, snuggle up yes, but no groping.

deemented · 15/09/2012 07:21

He is indeed a knohead. And a twat.

Where the fuck does he get off trying to touch you sexually when you'd already said no? Wanker.

LindyHemming · 15/09/2012 07:24

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ILiveInAPineapple · 15/09/2012 07:29

What a horrid thing for him to do :-(
I think you were very restrained!
I'd have castrated him, stuck his penis on his head with a staple gun and then called him a knob end

Original poster
CanIOfferYouAPombear · 15/09/2012 07:31

I know right!
I'm sick of him saying "you're going to have to get better at being nicer in the mornings"
NO DP! You're going to have to get better at not waking me up at stupid o clock and leaving me the fuck alone till I feel human!

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CanIOfferYouAPombear · 15/09/2012 07:32

There's still time for that plan ILiveInAPineapple!

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JumpingThroughMoreHoops · 15/09/2012 07:33

I'm just waiting for the poster to come along and

(a) tell you he's a predator and a rapist waiting to happen
(b) it's sexual assault
(c) you should phone the police
(d) change the locks
(e) call shelter and get rehoused
(f) leave the bastard

mean while the normal people will giggle at bedroom antics

StaceymReadyForNumber3 · 15/09/2012 07:33

YANBU definately a knob head!

FutTheShuckUp · 15/09/2012 07:35

What's normal about waking someone up when they have already said no? Love to live in your world jumping

MakeHayNotStraw · 15/09/2012 07:40

Absolutely NBU. But, as pp said, actually remarkably restrained.

LST · 15/09/2012 07:42

YY jumping

But he was being a knob! Cold hands are vile at any time, let alone in bed in the morning!

SoupDragon · 15/09/2012 07:44

Oooh! Oooh! Leave the bastard!

He is indeed a knobhead and needs to grow up.

Psammead · 15/09/2012 07:46

There's a 5:30 in the morning now? Shock

He'd be under the patio by now if it were me. I do not like name-calling, but I would certainly have felt cross enough.

Buy him one of those flesh light things. Or a milking machine.

JumpingThroughMoreHoops · 15/09/2012 07:47

oh dear:-( I'm a a pervy predator, I stick my cold feet on DH all the time to make him jump Grin

Gumby · 15/09/2012 07:48

Yuk
It's too early in the morning for this
Tmi
Gross!

stainesmassif · 15/09/2012 07:49

Giggle at bedroom antics?!

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CanIOfferYouAPombear · 15/09/2012 07:58

I don't think he's a pervy predator, he's just not had any in a few days and the morning is his most excitable time of day (obviously not mine).

Sorry gumby but if I'd've waited till after the watershed to post this you'd have all said I was BU to still be angry about it!

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StrawberrytallCAKE · 15/09/2012 07:58

I don't find any of that funny. If dh 'tried to get me to' do anything sexual I would probably leave him as its my choice when and where and if at all I want to touch him. Sorry, sounds like a bastard.

fledtoscotland · 15/09/2012 08:00

Leave the bastard!

Longdistance · 15/09/2012 08:02

No, he's a useless wanker Grin

Proudnscary · 15/09/2012 08:02

Yuck - glad he's not my husband. Creepy

LST · 15/09/2012 08:06

Really? Confused

Partners can't touch you without permission to do so? OP said no he left it. He came back an hour later and he left it.

I'd be pissed off with the cold hands because I'd hate it. But I'd get him back! ice cubes op

DesperatelySeekingSedatives · 15/09/2012 08:09

YANBU I'd have killed him. Really.

As for telling you that you should be nicer in the mornings, what the actual FUCK?! He tried to wake you up for a cheap thrill and when that didnt work he was plain spiteful!

Very much a knobhead!

lecce · 15/09/2012 08:10

Sorry but I didn't read this as a giggly light-hearted thread at all, in fact, it all sounds rather unpleasant. Fair enough, I suppose to try it on once (despite knowing the OP doesn't 'do' mornings) but to come and wake her again and then the cold hands thing and then, to top it all, refusing to get the ds up despite the fact that he'd already been up - yes all sounds hilarious Hmm. Oh, and then the name-calling/swearing - doesn't sound great to me.

Oh, but now the OP has come back and said it wasn't that bad

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