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What would be your DCs current AIBU post

209 replies

SafariError · 05/08/2012 12:23

Mini Safari (DD 6 months): AIBU to want to play and chat with DM and use her as a climbing frame whil still attached to her nipple from 3-6am. She seems to think I should sleep at night O_o.
Then at 7:30am while she was yawning over her coffee, and I was coverd head to toe in yog and doing my best Chewbacca impression she didn't even think it was slightly funny when I threw a lump of half chewed yog coverd banana in her face.
Then she tried to give me a bath to clean off said yog and calm me down, I have no idea why, I was perfectly happy to spend the day coverd in my breakfast. I then did an epic poomagedon in the bath, and was most proud with my copious achievement. Then she even shouted at the dog who bundled it's way through the door to try and clean me up as I made my escape from miserable DM across the bathroom floor still coverd in watery poo and yog while she ran a fresh bath and mumbled something aboud DF still being in bed after sleeping the whoel night through.
Now I'm napping peacefully on her tummy and she really needs a wee but if she puts me down or removes her nipple from my mouth, I will of course wake up and be in a shocking mood for the rest of the day.
INU am I, to think there's just no reason she can't function any better than a miserable zombi?

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honeytea · 05/08/2012 15:39

DS 22 week old fetus. AIBU to stop moving every time pappa puts his hand on my mummy's tummy? I am trying to trick pappa into thinking mummy is just getting chubbier.

scentednappyhag · 05/08/2012 15:47

AIBU to put as many clothes on from the washing hamper as possible, and then wander around shouting 'too hot' but refuse to take anything off?
No?
Didn't think so Grin

maristella · 05/08/2012 15:51

AIBU to not wash my face or clean my teeth?

AIBU to have another wank?

AIBU to ask that my mum and grandparents don't be seen with me in public? They are so uncool.

I love my teen!

EasilyBored · 05/08/2012 15:52

DS (7 months) WIBU to put this in my mouth?

This is mums shoes laces. And also the TV remote. And also her phone.

Later on I wonder if it would U to do poo number 4 today.

Original poster
SafariError · 05/08/2012 16:48

... And now

IDNU to try and lick the dog am I? After all we are best friends and that's what best friends do, lay on the the play mat together squeaking and trying to lick each other, what's wrong with that? She's hysterically funny and far better than DM!

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mightyma · 05/08/2012 20:16

AIBU to think the best time for a nappy explosion is whilst dm is giving me my bedtime feed, just right after she bathed me?

rhondajean · 05/08/2012 20:22

Dd1 -I don't need you to tell me AIBU because I know I'm not, she is, doesn't matter what it's about.

Dd2- AIBU to think that everyone wants to hear about Moshi monsters, my little pony and monster high constantly, people seem to have started trying to avoid me at home.

GimmieChocolate · 05/08/2012 20:25

DD10weeks: AIBU to wake my mummy up 2 or 3 times in the night as I've finally got my arms free of this straight jacket swaddle, but then get freaked out by flailing them everywhere and hitting myself in the face so want her to put them back in for me, but only enough so I can get my hand out to suck my thumb?

Happiestinwellybobs · 05/08/2012 20:36

DD 14 mths

AIBU to grab the eggs off the conveyor belt in Tesco and fling them on the floor?

AIBU to throw anything that remotely resembles a vegetable on the floor?

AIBU to only want to kiss the dog and not mum or dad?

AIBU to take my new shoes that cost mummy lots of pennies on the floor at every opportunity?

SPsFanjoSponsorsTheOlympics · 05/08/2012 20:44

AIBU I have a willy and think my mum needs reminding of this fact every 10 minutes or so, yet when i point at her while she is on the toilet and shout 'no Willy mum, no willy' why does she not laugh too?

PurityBrown · 05/08/2012 20:52

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cocoachannel · 05/08/2012 21:02

Am I being unreasonable to want to live off raisins and yoghurt? My body, my temple to do with what I wish. (DD 18 mo).

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 05/08/2012 21:19

DS7: AIBU to want to spend 6 weeks crouching in the living room playing Lego in my pants whilst shoving an occasional bowl of cereal into my mouth and casting sideways glances at CBBC AIABU to expect the entire living room floor to be used to build "Lego Island" and to get into a right strop if anyone dares move a single brick or complains because they have stood on a Lego figure AGAIN!

TiddlyBears · 05/08/2012 21:21

Am I being unreasonable to wake every hour of the night for milk? I mean, why sleep when there are kisses and cuddles I can have?

PissyDust · 05/08/2012 21:26

My tweenie would ask:

AIBU to question every single friggin thing my mothers says to me even if she is only asking me to pick up my shoes and put my coat away.

If you tell me AIBU I will not believe you because none of you know any fink

Yummymummyyobe1 · 05/08/2012 21:27

AIBU:
To expect my parents to feed me as soon as I make inaudiable wimper.
To forbid my mummy to eat a hot meal whilst I'm awake.
Not to play for 5 minutes when you go to the toilet/have a shower

Yummymummyyobe1 · 05/08/2012 21:28

DS is 3 months 7days.

thegingerone · 05/08/2012 21:34

AIBU to ask my olds when we were going home from the running/throwing thingie me bob last evening. (FGS it's been on the telly all day espesh that Jess girl)

ok admitting to stealth boast Wink

alittlebitcountry · 05/08/2012 21:37

AIBU to think that mind reading isn't too much to ask?
I mean, a lot of the time I even point and squeak enthusiastically, do I have to spell everything out?
(DD 17 months).

And another thing, If I want to call you Daddy' all the time, why can't you just be grateful I bother with words?
I give you my best cheerful voice and cutest grin and you just go on and on about 'mummy' - stop being so hung up on labels.

Rhubarbgarden · 05/08/2012 21:39

AIBU to point at every female and occasional male chest and shout 'Boobs'.

thixotropic · 05/08/2012 21:47

AIBU to want to only piddle on the sofa or floor, and Not in that 'potty' thing mummy keeps going on about.

Hmph I liked my nappies. I know I nbu to have a meltdown at the mere mention of the 'toilet'

Babytropic, 2.5

yousavedmybacon · 05/08/2012 21:49

AIBU to go out for tea with Gps and then come home and eat mums too

Shodan · 05/08/2012 21:50

DS1 (16) - AIBU to think that actually, playing computer games in my room for days at a time IS an efficient and healthy use of my time? And furthermore, AIBU to believe that as I begrudgingly, finally put my clothes out for mum to pack using her weirdo 'packing system', that that counts as helping and I should therefore not be shouted at to do more?

DS2 (4)- AIBU to Mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy all the time? Mummy seems to think I am, judging by the hysterical tone of her voice and the wild rolling of her eyes.

holler · 05/08/2012 21:55

Aibu to get up every day at 5? I'm full of beans and love roaring around the house for hours before anything opens. Mummy looks haggard and pleads with me to sleep until 8 6, but I think she's weak.

worryingwillow · 05/08/2012 22:02

clemetteattlee My ds would love your ds and they could entertain each other with Star Wars facts all day and leave us alone.

ds (5): AIBU to think that Star Wars is all that matters in the world and anyone who doesnt know about Star Wars is a weirdo? AIalsoBU to think that my mummy should be able to answer any Star Wars question straight away even if she is cleaning up sick / on the phone / reversing the car. I already know the answers of course, Im just testing her.

dd(22m): AIBU about anything, Ever? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am NOT