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To consider a harrassment order on this psycho lying stalker sl*t

232 replies

Choochooboogie · 31/07/2012 20:41

So this evening my parents received a call from my ex MIL........

XMIL was approached by psycho sl^t (I literally had no idea who she was/her name/nor remembered her loser existence on this planet). Anyway psycho said to XMIL "Choochooboogie was married to your DS? Choochooboogie keeps saying that my father is her father to people in the village". I don't know the exact conversation - but that's basically what was said.

To add to this insanity, psycho slt's fathet sent my DM an email in early 2010 telling my DM to control me, because apparently I had sent psycho slt an email saying that I think psycho sl^t's father is my father.

I can't even remember what the email said exactly because it was so ludicrous and laughable we brushed it off. But my DM eloquently said 'GFY if my DD was going to 'choose' a father it would not be a loser like you, nor would she choose psycho sl^t half-siblings!!'

I come from a very 'normal' family, parents happily married for 30+ years, wonderful loving siblings and neices/nephews. We are v close, and have a lovely relationship as a family. And I adore my father. We all do. Never have I doubted the paternity?!?! It's never even crossed my mind, the words have never been uttered!!

Psycho slt is like her DM as far as I know - a psycho slt (ok I am assuming). But I really don't know anything about them. I have never seen psycho slt's father or even know he is - and I've never cared to wonder. I went to school with the youngest sister. And I think the middle sister was in upper school. But I have never met or even seen psycho slt!!!! Why would I approach psycho sl^t???? Obviously I would email the girl I went to school with?!

I even saw the younger sister with my sister last year in Primark! She never said anything....?! They come from a very troubled family and all I know is that the mother was the 'village bike'. I assume parents are divorced. A family friend told me at least a decade ago that some of the daughters had ran away. I don't know details - never cared to ask.

Anyway, what do I do? I am thinking of getting a harrassment order because I want her to know she will not be messing with me and my family. My parents don't want to be subject to gossip...nor in the hands of someone who could be potentially dangerous. I brushed it off a couple years back.......but psycho sl^t is obviously insane/her DM is spreading jealous lies??

OP posts:
Choochooboogie · 31/07/2012 22:28

Ok bored now. Tootles. Off to find chortles elsewhere

OP posts:
Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 22:28

preschool? Im impressed you remember her then.

This reminds me of that film, hot fuzz (is that the one about the policeman in the mental village?)

JezzaKyle · 31/07/2012 22:29

Yeah go on. Get off my show, wasting time.

Bye. BYEEEE!

cheesesarnie · 31/07/2012 22:30

i forgot how exmil is involved? cant be arsed to scroll.

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 22:30

LMAO Jezza!!!

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 22:30

im chortling my f^cking pants off here, do stay

Salmotrutta · 31/07/2012 22:31

Ok bored now. Tootles. Off to find chortles elsewhere

Hmm - off to play on your X-Box are you?

TheQueenOfDiamonds · 31/07/2012 22:33

I think anyone who can't string a story where people actually know WTF is going on together has a bit of a cheek calling anyone else a pleb.

RaisinDEritrea · 31/07/2012 22:33

Ooooh buh-bye then

CommaChameleon · 31/07/2012 22:35

Has anyone asked if Psycho Sl^t's real name is Sharon the whore yet?

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 22:36

yes, comma i did :) The OP has now T-rexed off to find Chortle. Was that her name then? Chortle????

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 31/07/2012 22:37

Anyone else humming that Talking Heads tune?

Psycho Slut
Qu'est Que C'est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Slut
Qu'est Que C'est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

Etc....

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 31/07/2012 22:38

Yes! All night!

Gibbous · 31/07/2012 22:38

Psycho slt is like her DM as far as I know - a psycho slt (ok I am assuming). But I really don't know anything about them.

Says it all really.

GreenEyesAndHam · 31/07/2012 22:39

This thread was crazy. I need some counselling.

Has anyone seen the genius Graham?

TheBigJessie · 31/07/2012 22:43

21st century- if a woman annoys you, the amount of sex she has is totally relevant.Sad [vom]

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 22:43

OPs gone to bed now her mum made her turn her phone off

CommaChameleon · 31/07/2012 22:43

Well done then Lucy. Nobody can say we didn't try and help find out the identity of the mysterious PS now.

TheBigJessie · 31/07/2012 22:46

Slut: definition

A woman who is more attractive than the speaker who has had sex more than the speaker.

Pathetic insult really.

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 31/07/2012 22:46

Strange that you shared an institution with her and can't remember her? Perhaps you were in a different wing in HMP Holloway different school building?

To digress from your painful and distressing problem that may or may not be happening, caused by someone who may or may not exist, and may or may not be spreading rumours about you - I'd love to know which posh restaurant allows a greasy top knot and Elizabeth Duke at Argos Clown Pendant ?

JezzaKyle · 31/07/2012 22:49

"Perhaps you were in a different wing in HMP Holloway different school building?"

and

"I'd love to know which posh restaurant allows a greasy top knot and Elizabeth Duke at Argos Clown Pendant ?"

AnyFuckerWillMakeDoWithBronze · 31/07/2012 22:52

< wets knickers >

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 31/07/2012 23:02

On a side note,

Jezza Kyle once told me I had a lusty, down right gorgeous, filthy laugh....

Finally all those Embassy regals paid off!

JezzaKyle · 31/07/2012 23:05

No I didn'tyou FILTHY LITTLE LIAR and I'll arrange a lie detector to prove it!

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 31/07/2012 23:21

Oh-ho yes, Virgin Radio every evening Jezza's help line show.....