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To consider a harrassment order on this psycho lying stalker sl*t

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Choochooboogie · 31/07/2012 20:41

So this evening my parents received a call from my ex MIL........

XMIL was approached by psycho sl^t (I literally had no idea who she was/her name/nor remembered her loser existence on this planet). Anyway psycho said to XMIL "Choochooboogie was married to your DS? Choochooboogie keeps saying that my father is her father to people in the village". I don't know the exact conversation - but that's basically what was said.

To add to this insanity, psycho slt's fathet sent my DM an email in early 2010 telling my DM to control me, because apparently I had sent psycho slt an email saying that I think psycho sl^t's father is my father.

I can't even remember what the email said exactly because it was so ludicrous and laughable we brushed it off. But my DM eloquently said 'GFY if my DD was going to 'choose' a father it would not be a loser like you, nor would she choose psycho sl^t half-siblings!!'

I come from a very 'normal' family, parents happily married for 30+ years, wonderful loving siblings and neices/nephews. We are v close, and have a lovely relationship as a family. And I adore my father. We all do. Never have I doubted the paternity?!?! It's never even crossed my mind, the words have never been uttered!!

Psycho slt is like her DM as far as I know - a psycho slt (ok I am assuming). But I really don't know anything about them. I have never seen psycho slt's father or even know he is - and I've never cared to wonder. I went to school with the youngest sister. And I think the middle sister was in upper school. But I have never met or even seen psycho slt!!!! Why would I approach psycho sl^t???? Obviously I would email the girl I went to school with?!

I even saw the younger sister with my sister last year in Primark! She never said anything....?! They come from a very troubled family and all I know is that the mother was the 'village bike'. I assume parents are divorced. A family friend told me at least a decade ago that some of the daughters had ran away. I don't know details - never cared to ask.

Anyway, what do I do? I am thinking of getting a harrassment order because I want her to know she will not be messing with me and my family. My parents don't want to be subject to gossip...nor in the hands of someone who could be potentially dangerous. I brushed it off a couple years back.......but psycho sl^t is obviously insane/her DM is spreading jealous lies??

OP posts:
SchrodingersMew · 31/07/2012 21:42

Mumsnet has been fucking strange in the last 2 years days. Confused

OP, I kind of felt bad for you until I seen you describe the adjoining villiage as "the pleb part", haven't heard that insult being used since 1st year in high school.

You sound very immature, she sounds a bit unhinged but you sound worse "villiage bike", "psycho slut" etc. I wouldn't contact a solicitor as now you have started openly calling this person names on a forum you will probably come out worse.

ginhag · 31/07/2012 21:42

My eyes hurt.

mynewpassion · 31/07/2012 21:43

So what did your mother say?

AnyFuckerWillMakeDoWithBronze · 31/07/2012 21:43

Jez, you don't know what you're doin' to me < delicious shiver >

RaisinDEritrea · 31/07/2012 21:44

out to dinner = a trip to McDonalds

I'm saying nowt

JezzaKyle · 31/07/2012 21:44
ginhag · 31/07/2012 21:45

And gosh, the energy it must have taken to type 'psycho sl^t' 567 times. I'm exhausted just reading it.

I've had a rubbish day myself. Nothing worthy of Jezza though 'sadface'

'joininginface'

AnyFuckerWillMakeDoWithBronze · 31/07/2012 21:45

< smiles lasciviously >

< reveals missing front teeth >

Olympia2012 · 31/07/2012 21:46

Choochooboogie have you namechanged for this?

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 31/07/2012 21:47

Has anyone thrown wine at the wall yet?

Latara · 31/07/2012 21:47

Ask this girl what her name is. It's not difficult.
Then say 'leave me & my family alone or else' you know, like in Eastenders with the Mitchells.

JezzaKyle · 31/07/2012 21:47

Can someone from wardrobe help AF out right now?

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 21:48

Shes back peddling so fast shes dropped her big mac. Fact!!

ginhag · 31/07/2012 21:48

So anyway. Was sl^t her maiden name?

RaisinDEritrea · 31/07/2012 21:48

OP has stated upthread that they are a namechanger, 'Lympia

Choochooboogie · 31/07/2012 21:48

I went to boarding school - so only knew 'younger generation' for a limited time

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PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 31/07/2012 21:49

My head! My eyes!

AnyFuckerWillMakeDoWithBronze · 31/07/2012 21:49

I think I might be pregnant already

Latara · 31/07/2012 21:49

Actually i'm thinking Dingles in Emmerdale here, Eastenders isn't village-y enough.

RaisinDEritrea · 31/07/2012 21:50

''boarding school'' - is that a euphemism ?

cheesesarnie · 31/07/2012 21:50

ooh i got drawn in.....

soooooooooooo in what way is she psycho and in what way is she a slut?

fwiw- very rude to be online whilst at dinner.

Latara · 31/07/2012 21:51

The Dingles vs 'Posh folk' at Home Farm Grin

cheesesarnie · 31/07/2012 21:51

anyfucker- im having your babies half brothers cousins sister. im due in approx 3.5 hours.

ginhag · 31/07/2012 21:52

Also, who is GFY? G^^fy?

mynewpassion · 31/07/2012 21:52

Its only McDonalds. I think Ms. Manners will allow texting while at McDonalds.