To consider a harrassment order on this psycho lying stalker sl*t

[Choochooboogie]

So this evening my parents received a call from my ex MIL........

XMIL was approached by psycho sl^t (I literally had no idea who she was/her name/nor remembered her loser existence on this planet). Anyway psycho said to XMIL "Choochooboogie was married to your DS? Choochooboogie keeps saying that my father is her father to people in the village". I don't know the exact conversation - but that's basically what was said.

To add to this insanity, psycho slt's fathet sent my DM an email in early 2010 telling my DM to control me, because apparently I had sent psycho slt an email saying that I think psycho sl^t's father is my father.

I can't even remember what the email said exactly because it was so ludicrous and laughable we brushed it off. But my DM eloquently said 'GFY if my DD was going to 'choose' a father it would not be a loser like you, nor would she choose psycho sl^t half-siblings!!'

I come from a very 'normal' family, parents happily married for 30+ years, wonderful loving siblings and neices/nephews. We are v close, and have a lovely relationship as a family. And I adore my father. We all do. Never have I doubted the paternity?!?! It's never even crossed my mind, the words have never been uttered!!

Psycho slt is like her DM as far as I know - a psycho slt (ok I am assuming). But I really don't know anything about them. I have never seen psycho slt's father or even know he is - and I've never cared to wonder. I went to school with the youngest sister. And I think the middle sister was in upper school. But I have never met or even seen psycho slt!!!! Why would I approach psycho sl^t???? Obviously I would email the girl I went to school with?!

I even saw the younger sister with my sister last year in Primark! She never said anything....?! They come from a very troubled family and all I know is that the mother was the 'village bike'. I assume parents are divorced. A family friend told me at least a decade ago that some of the daughters had ran away. I don't know details - never cared to ask.

Anyway, what do I do? I am thinking of getting a harrassment order because I want her to know she will not be messing with me and my family. My parents don't want to be subject to gossip...nor in the hands of someone who could be potentially dangerous. I brushed it off a couple years back.......but psycho sl^t is obviously insane/her DM is spreading jealous lies??

Look

You told us that your mother said one thing, then that she didn't say that

You told us that you were having dinner at McDonalds, then tell us you didn't

We can only go on what you say, or we will assume you are being economical with the truth

O.M.G

You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on your backside would you MADAM???

I was being sarcastic. You were all saying I'm a Jeremy Kyke type which I think is funny! I was having a chortle by saying I am on my way to McDonalds!!

clap clap clap jezza.

actually rofl'ed... almost.
i guffawed -is that the word?

I am loving your work here jezza. I've got chills

But how can they be plebs, you went to school with the psycho sluts sister - so she went to boarding school too. So, heres the thing, most people go away to boarding school, i guess thats the whole point. You and PS's sister went to the same school - the plot thickens! Do you think that maybe her father actually is your father and paid for your posh schooling? But your pleb genes are surfacing now with your foul mouth?

Let's get back to the story
Tell us what is your xmil's part in this?
I think she might be the key to it all

Well you're WRONG, you little LIAR because my contestants go to greggs or Iceland so do your research.

ah Jezza you are GOOD

It must be time for the phychosl^t to appear and start shouting at OP.

I did consider a name chane to that effect. But I can't be arsed, there would be too much yeah but no but he was touching my muller fruit corner etc.

I am TIRED.

Psychosl^t can't be here to defend herself as she is busy updating her page on THAT social networking site.

Am i the only one to see the connection here - she went to BOARDING school with psycho sluts sister, psycho slut or the older sister went to the same school. I assume that the school was not local as don't people only board at non local schools? Two girls, two villages, one school................someone has to pay for that education, see....whats the odds that they would have all gone away to the same school. I think psycho slut could be right

Plus the universe might end if we start putting symbols in our usernames.

oh and the younger sister shops i primark with the OPs sister - i think the OP is being kept in the dark here, everyone knows but her!

Oh how I wish I could do one of those joke namechange things and be the psycho^slut.

Great minds ginhag

... and I meant to type psychosl^t

Went to pre school with the younger sister

11+ upwards I boarded

My pre-school was a state school

You said in your OP that psychosl^t was jealous.

What is she jealous OF exactly?

Your tracksuit?

'Chortle'? You've gone from 16 to 87 with one word.

Is that you gran ?

XMIL is a gem. No hidden agendas there

and you still havent said why it bothers you and what impact it has on you

Sorry, gr^n.